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A client accidentally double paid a $15K invoice recently.
I called to let them know and said I would shred the check. They asked me to please mail the check back to them.
I had to use ChatGPT to learn where to buy a stamp.
I went to Walgreens, and they made me buy 20.
I used 1 and threw the other 19 away.
I then had to figure out how to get the envelope in the mail. I asked the property manager of our office building what to do.
She took care of it for me.
Not knowing how to send mail is a huge competitive advantage.
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Twitter, I need your help. I stacked a ceramic bowl into another one while doing dishes and now they are stuck. How do you remove the smaller bowl without breaking both of them?
Why am I so invested? I’ve tried to fix this for 2 days, and I cannot give up now.
ALT A smaller ceramic bowl stuck inside a taller soup bowl.
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NOTE: This is not The Onion
“If you’re a Republican, you can’t even lie to Congress or lie to an FBI agent or they’re coming after you... Of course you’re gonna lie. Everybody lies!”
—Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX)
(h/t @JasonSCampbell)
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Tonight I helplessly held the hand of and stroked the hair of a beautiful 14 year old girl as she exited this world. She was looking forward to starting high school and eventually becoming a veterinarian. It was so senseless! I truly believe she could have been saved if her
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Rep. Andrew Clyde's (R-GA) comments today don't hold up well when played side-by-side with insurrection footage, so I made this.
the revisionist history being perpetuated by some Republicans to defend January 6th is disgusting
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New Post: 5G WON'T MAKE YOU SICK. I keep seeing posts about this, so I try to break down exactly why you shouldn't trust Facebook conspiracy theories. moorecomputer.com/2020/05/01…
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Just in case you're wondering how bad #COVIDー19 can get, here's the obituary pages from Bergamo, Italy, February 9th vs. March 13th.
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I don’t RT trashy takes from the national TV folks who seem to be trying to outdo each other with truly terrible/unfounded opinions about Cam. I don’t want to give them play. But I’ve been at tons of his charity events. Come to literally ONE. His care for others is incredible.
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North Carolina Republicans vote to override a budget veto while Democrats were at a 9/11 ceremony
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This is by far the funniest coach in college football history.
Ladies and gentlemen, Montana Tech's Bob Green.
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1) There’s been a lot of handwringing in the media pundit corps and centrist politicians these days about the loss of comity, post-Kavanaugh. And then Donald Trump made them all look absurd with his remarks at his rally last night. Thread follows.
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'Come on, Sarah, you're a parent. Don't you have any empathy for what these people are going through?' — This journalist wants Sarah Huckabee Sanders to answer for Trump's immigration policy
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As we all wait on a #RenewTimeless decision, we're toying with releasing some deleted scenes from the first two seasons for your enjoyment. 5,000 Likes and 2,500 retweets of this tweet will unlock the first one. Also: Let's get #RenewTimeless trending!
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I don’t even know where to begin with @realdonaldtrump’s CEQ nominee Kathleen Hartnett White—she outright rejects basic science.
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