claudia isabel@ciml
Joined June 2010
I wonder if the people I have crazy dreams about ever have crazy dreams about me…
@Zahra_Hiel At party you was drunken) cool photo) tinyurl.com/c3wxdlo/#Zahra_H…
Dear Marijuana, I know you are still illegal, but this is why I LOVE YOU -:-
@ZPaganini Your photo is amazing) tinyurl.com/9gb7l63/#ZPagani…
@MarleneAllison3 Жители Москвы после смерти попадают либо в рай, либо обратно в пробку.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you.
The word "WOMAN" has "MAN" in it. "FEMALE" has "MALE" in it. "SHE" has "HE" in it. (Moral:- WOMAN can't live without MAN) :D
@YoungCorpo It's about you? tinyurl.com/bsl7nye/#YoungCo…
Dad: Get off the computer and go do something! Me: I'm going surfing later! Dad: You surf? Me: Yeah the web...
I dont know how people can laugh in photos & still look good.. I look like an awkward horse. -___-
@WusGood_Trey It's about you? tinyurl.com/8kpvuk3/#WusGood…
Dear Facebook: Keep your drama over there. Sincerely, Twitter . .
The "hmmmm..." of a girl deciding what to order is like a dentist drill to my ears.
Лучший в мире кинозал — это мозг, и ты понимаешь это, когда читаешь хорошую книгу. (Ридли Скотт)
Porn Stars when they were kids
Настроение под ноль - здравствуй, крепкий алкоголь.
@LorieSantana5 – Какие планы на вечер? – Пока никаких. А какие есть предложения? – Сложносочиненные и сложноподчиненные.
Once upon a time, 3 witches wished 3 wishes but which witch knows which witch wished which wish?
WTF is Lady Gaga doing in my last tweet?! It's so awkward. o_O Check it out! OMG!
In 1897 a ghost's testimony convicted a man to life in prison! Read the bizarre story --->
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