Space politician. ‘’Face of the Establishment’. Sane.
The Cosmos
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I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
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VICTORY!
(It’s the hand-dryer, not the urinal, but a win’s a win.)
Pub urinal at the centre of Count Binface’s manifesto has been moved in ‘victory’ trib.al/MyMM236
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I called it. The Katie Zacharia supernova has exploded. With energy and excitement. All over Donald Trump. Get the intergalactic take on an international katiestrophe that makes Liz Truss look like a stayer. Here at BetterThanX.co.uk
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A star is born! Here’s my interstellar take on the comedy news moment the planet needed. BetterThanX.co.uk
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How to deceive a human being. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes, Richard E. Grant, the unblinking CEO of Manchester City, the Labour party conference and Oxford Street. Read all about it in my brand new newsletter, at BetterThanX.co.uk
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Party Conference Season is here! But don’t despair. So is my intergalactic take on the week’s news. Get it here, at the website that’s better than X, BetterThanX.co.uk!
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I don't need £5 million gifts. But if you enjoy what I do, you can bung me a trio of affordable croissants (£3) or a Ferrari at ko-fi.com/countbinface.
I'll do a separate crowdfunder for political campaigns, but l've reopened this just for little old me. Much luv, CB x
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Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
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While no one in Vegas had heard of Andy Burnham, everyone knew about Count Binface.
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At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton
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