I talk on the radio. I Love dogs, The Beastie Boys, Seinfeld, Stern, Charles Schulz, Bill Watterson, Garrison Keillor, PG Wodehouse, and The NY Mets.

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Churches in Helsinki are a lot like Mortal Kombat. Lots of Finnish Hymns.
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Fire at the shoe factory last night. Hundreds of soles lost.
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Rental Goats will be the name of my new punk rock band! Awesome 🤘🐐🤘
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Who else is eating this right now? #Trickortreat #Halloween #Candycorn #peanuts
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🎃 Halloween Debate 👻 Flashlight or no flashlight: how did you roll as a kid?
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What's the best ANGRY breakup song? Not the crying-in-your-car one — the windows-down-screaming-it one. Go.
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Newton asked: how do you write 4 in between 5? Medicine students called it a joke. Science students called it impossible. Management students couldn't find it on the internet. The engineering students just wrote F(IV)E — the Roman numeral IV, inside FIVE. Some problems aren't hard. They're just framed wrong. #fyp #viral #explorepage✨ #Riddle #BrainTeaser #Engineering #FunnyFacts
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You have to lose one forever: your microwave or your phone charger. Cold leftovers for life, or one very stressful week. Choose.
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Carpe diem means grab the day. Imodium means whatever you do, don't sneeze today.
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A robot on Mars said goodbye — and it still hits like a letter from a friend. After four years studying marsquakes, dust slowly covered InSight's solar panels until its power ran out. Its final message was short, and the whole internet felt it. Thanks for staying with me. #fyp #viral #explorepage✨ #NASA #Mars #SpaceFacts
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What's a song that reminds you who you wanted to become, not just who you were? Some songs are just a time machine. Others are more like directions you forgot you were following.
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A moon just 8 kilometers wide is carving waves into Saturn's rings. Daphnis orbits inside a 42-kilometer gap in the rings, and its tiny gravity pulls the ring particles around it into ripples and grooves as it passes. Eight kilometers of rock, rearranging one of the largest structures in the solar system — proof that in the universe, even the smallest things can leave giant footprints. #fyp #viral #explorepage✨ #SpaceFacts #Saturn #Astronomy #MindBlown
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If you got a walk-up song like a baseball player — music plays every time you enter a room — what are you picking? Choose carefully. It follows you forever.
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A rainbow is not a semicircle — it's not even a full circle. What you're seeing is the cross-section of a cone of light, with the point of that cone at your eye. Every raindrop bends sunlight at about 42 degrees, and the horizon slices the circle in half. Because the cone points at YOUR eye, no two people ever see the same rainbow — the treasure at the end of it was inside you all along. #fyp #viral #explorepage✨ #OpticalIllusion #ScienceFacts #MindBlown
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