I went to a kebab shop that has sponsored 7 skilled worker visas. What skills do you need to work in a kebab shop that requires you to import people into Britain?

My full monologue from tonight 👇 “Give us a reason to want to fight and die for this country again”. On @GBNEWS

‘I am utterly DISGUSTED by your rampant, pathetic cowardice.’ Former Metropolitan Police detective Peter Bleksley BLASTS @alexarmstrong after he suggested he wouldn’t fight for his country.

‘Give us a reason to fight and die for Britain again.’ @Alexarmstrong reacts to Defence Secretary Wes Streeting warning Britain has just over 1,000 days to prepare for war.

This is mad. No poppies in a pub?! George is joining me at 9.45pm on @GBNEWS to talk through the incident.

Oh.

True on both accounts 😆 I suspect when the robots arrive they will also pivot to “Robots lives matter”, perhaps also with Palestine flags.

The BBC have now, very quietly taken down their left wing indoctrination video game. It’s almost like it should never have been allowed in the first place…

Does this pass the Makerfield test @andyburnham? 18th May 2026, you told the small group of people who gave you a mandate, RE Brexit: “the last thing we should do right now is rerun those arguments. Britain will be stuck in a permanent rut if we’re just constantly arguing and people are pulling away from each other. It is time, surely, isn’t it, to bring people back together, to focus on what we’ve got in common, to get the growth coming to all places?” How can anyone trust a man who is (as well as his cabinet) already going back on that small promise? If he’ll mislead them in such a short space of time, imagine a full Parliament…

🚨BREAKING: Mohamed Abotaka, who police believe to be a Syrian migrant, has been charged with murder after a body was discovered stuffed inside a wheelie bin in Plymouth [@SkyNews]

GB News developing new sitcom. TITLE: THE ALAN RUSBRIDGERS PITCH: In a dystopian, parallel universe entirely populated by identical clones of former Guardian editor Alan Rusbridger, society grinds to a halt as every single citizen competes to be the most pompous, high-minded intellectual while shuttering anything fun, popular, or working-class that they personally dislike.

“Mostly peaceful” - BBC News after thousand+ arrests, rioting, police attacked across France in a another day of violence. You just can’t make it up. On @GBNEWS

‘I think moments like this truly expose the left-wing media and their agenda.’ @alexarmstrong SLAMS the BBC’s coverage of far-left riots taking place across France.

France, Italy, Spain, Serbia, Belgium. Are we staring down the barrel of a European civil war? On @GBNEWS

‘If our governments do not act now, we will be staring down the barrel of a European civil war, mark my words.’ @alexarmstrong issues a STARK warning of violent clashes between the left and right as European governments FAIL to secure their borders.

I will show you exactly what’s happening on my show tonight on GB News from 9pm. A full report at 10pm with journalists on the ground to testify across the evening.

TONIGHT 9pm on @GBNEWS France is heading to a civil war. How close is the rest of Europe and who is to blame?

Prince William has answered more questions than the Prime Minister 😆

A march against Marine Le Pen's party in Orléans, and out comes a giant Palestinian flag. Organisers say they're marching against racism and fascism. What's Gaza got to do with a French election? Nothing, we all know what it's about...