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Oh, snap! When the Best CEO on the Planet🌎 slides into your follows, you don’t just blush—you build a freakin’ superhero bot! Introducing the JeffPollo SuperBot, a one-of-a-kind, cape-wearing, AI-powered marvel that’s ready to yeet @Apptronik straight past the stratosphere! 🚀💥
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Invite me to your next tailgate! @Apptronik
Gemini 4 Argon taught a robot to play cornhole just by watching a video.
It mapped the physics, coded its own simulation, and taught @Apptronik's Apollo humanoid to sink 7 throws in a row.
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Apollo 2 from @Apptronik went from dark horse to top tier! 🤖⚡
His ex-bot stopped by to get him back, but he shot her down: "You wasn't with me shooting in the park! Robot park, that is!" 🚫🏀
Dejected, she walked off and started hitting on a 1X Neo. Upgrades only! 👀
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BREAKING: @Apptronik shifts strategy. Instead of training Apollo on millions of hours of synthetic data, they've attached telemetry units to human volunteers to study what a robot would do if it had zero motivation, back pain, and a crippling coffee addiction.
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Jeff Cardenas of @Apptronik just claimed on live TV they “JUST” raised a billion…
most of it in October 2025.
Bro really got cryogenically frozen Austin Powers/Idiocracy style and woke up a year later like “check the tape, we just closed!”
Someone tell him what year it is 😂
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Wait, let me get this straight... @JohnDeere and @Apptronik just launched an Apollo 2? On a John Deere tractor? Into outer space?! Talk about high-speed plowing! #OutOfThisWorldAgriculture
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After seeing something called Microduck sell out for 6 months, Apptronik decided to pivot from Apollo 2 to a new robot called MegaDuck.
They are currently testing at local Austin ponds. Bread crumb navigation is looking surprisingly sharp! 🦆🤖
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🚨 SPOTTED on Fremont Street: Apollo 2 busting moves and rapping 2Pac! SoftBank’s 1X acquisition has this bot trying to get that smooth $100 Billion deal. 😂💰
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The Unitree IPO didn't automatically re-rate western humanoid companies.. but it did create an insatiable demand for humanoids that will likely show in the next funding rounds. @Apptronik
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Unitree IPO @Apptronik
Unitree just had a wild first morning as a public company.
The stock opened at RMB 1,100, briefly valuing Unitree at roughly RMB 445B ($62B USD) — more than 7x its RMB 150.8 IPO price.
It’s now trading around RMB 900, putting the company at roughly RMB 364B ($51B USD).
For context, Unitree entered the market at a valuation of just RMB 61B.
One morning. Nearly 6x the IPO valuation.
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Unitree IPO starts trading at 9:30 PM ET tonight. Huge night for humanoid robotics!
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Apollo 2 from @Apptronik is having a midlife crisis! "What is going to happen to me when Apollo 3 comes out next year?" he ponders. Will I be stowed away like the robots in iRobot, or will they find a job for me? No one knows how much time they have left—enjoy the little things!
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Tomorrow is the 6-month anniversary of the announcement of the record-breaking Series A extension for @Apptronik $313 million of the $520 million was actually secured by October 2025.
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They are ridiculously oversubscribed & not even the leader in deployments anymore. The wheels are turning for the whole industry.
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Unitree's performance during the first two weeks following its IPO will tell you all you need to know about the demand for humanoid pure plays.
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Unitree's performance during the first two weeks following its IPO will tell you all you need to know about the demand for humanoid pure plays.
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I think there is a misconception that @Apptronik is fully reliant on Google's AI.
They have their own named layers: Artemis™ (coordinates perception, planning, controls, safety systems, task execution, and human-robot interaction)
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That $5 billion is starting to look a little 💩 isn't it? @Apptronik
Scoop: Generalist AI is in talks to raise a new funding round at a $3 billion valuation. 8VC is expected to lead the round. w/ the one and only @Katie_Roof!
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