With me, all things are possible. But when you stop and think about it, most of those things should really be left to the experts.

Santa Monica, CA
"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement...of a large squirrel...predicting the weather."
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Hey @AmazonUK - let's get on this, please. Remove "Free" and "Waiting to Be Heard" from this silly list.
"MURDERER BIOGRAPHIES." It's been days now since I asked @AmazonUK to remove my new book, Free, from this list. They have yet to do so. If you want to help me rectify this injustice, please reshare this and tell @AmazonUK to fix this immediately.
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Hey @AndrewYang - what's your take on this?
Okay the Welch-Manchin SCOTUS reform amendment is pretty decent: - fixes SCOTUS at 9 justices - 18-year terms, 1-term limit - staggered, 1 approved every 2 years - justices approved to fill early vacancies only complete the partial term rather than serve another 18 years
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And we are back! I will give my x earnings to someone who reposts this message and follows this account. Will pick a winner at random on Sunday am. Good luck!! 😀
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Hey - Taylor Swift's at the game! I didn't know she liked football!
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BREAKING: Trump to release provisions of healthcare plan later today. (Also, infrastructure week.) @POTUS_15
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Sending one random person who retweets this $100 in 24hrs Goodluck beautiful people 💖
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#askPtrain - If the Giants franchise tag Jones, can his reps begin fielding offers from other teams right away, or do they still have to wait until the start of free agency?
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#1 sign your NFL team's offense is unreliable: They run a QB sneak to convert on 3rd and <1 in the first quarter.
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Anyone old enough to remember shopping at RadioShack should check out their Twitter feed (@RadioShack). Zombie companies have gotten strange.
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This, out of #Ukraine, is 100% one of the most incredible videos I have ever seen. This Russian POW has the heart of a lion 🦁
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I will send one random follower $5000 in 7days all you have to do is RT and be following myself I will also send the most liked comment $5000 but the people who like your comment must join the $5000 giveaway $10000 competition drawing 14th Feb. LETS GO!!!!!!!
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Someday, whoever sings the National Anthem at the Super Bowl will give us all four verses. It will take them eleven minutes, and ignite a fake controversy that dwarfs anything that happens during the game.
1. Neil Armstrong 2. Bill Clinton 3. Jack Nicholson 4. David Spade 5. Jamie Lee Curtis
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