This is the best 90-second story you’ll see all week
An 1,800-pound walrus named Wally got lost, drifted 2,500 miles from the Arctic, and started napping on random boats in Ireland… sinking a few of them People panicked, then someone built him his own floating couch so he’d leave everyone’s yachts alone.
22 days later he casually swam home to Iceland like nothing had happened.