ALT Jewel case cover for a budget pc game about horse riding. Cover features a girl on a horse with the horse being the primary focus. Title and copy text read: Make it Look Like a HORSE ACCIDENT A blue ribbon features the text: play as a horse! Hurt children! Pc cd rom logo reads: NO COPS - NO PROBLEMS ESRB rating logo reads: HELL YEAH I HATE THEM KIDS

ALT Back cover for Make it Look Like a Horse Accident, synopsis reads: All of the horses at Sunset Stables owe big money to the mafia for bad bets on college football. Silly horses, you don't even know what college is! In exchange for leniency, the mafia has hired you as their new hit horse. Your target: children the mafia doesn't like. Capeesh? Buck, become spooked, or run under a low branch to knock these children off your back. Hurt enough children to unlock betting on college sports again! A blue ribbon features the text: Accidents happen every day Three playable horses are featured with a description: Gerald Master of throwing children to the ground Tina Only bets on the over and is addicted to sugar Cinnamon Can speak to both God and Allah ESRB rating reads: ITALIANS Make-a da pizza Make-a da pasta Only do a little mafia Visit an Italian bakery

ALT Vintage horror book cover featuring a door opening as a woman looks on in fear as she cover her mouth. Title and copy read: THE ROOM WHERE DRACULA SUCKS HIS OWN DICK He breaks into her house and sucks his own dick in the attic by Ann Felicio

ALT Back cover synopsis reads: At first it sounded like another bat had found its way into the attic, but when Rachel heard what sounded like a centuries-old man struggling to fold himself in half, she. knew something was wrong. She softly ascended the stairs and peeked inside the dusty room to see... DRACULA TRYING TO SUCK HIS OWN DICK The Prince of Darkness was on the ground with his pants around his ankles, defiantly stretching his body to an impossible position only achievable by the undead. He flicked his tongue like a snake until his mouth reached his ghoulish member - that's when he started going crazy on his cursed crotch. 'Oh hell no, Rachel whispered as the sounds of suck were so evil that it melted the paint off a painting of a smiling clown. CANT THIS GUY DO THIS AT HIS HOUSE? But what was Rachel going to do about it? He's freaking Dracula - better he suck his own dick than her blood if that's what he's after. Ran out of characters! Sorry guys