He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Chaotic Neutral.🔞

Te Hiku o te Ika, Aotearoa
If you can’t handle me at shitposting about your political party of choice, you don’t deserve me at shitposting your opposition party of choice. 😤💅
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Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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Was luxxo paid to vote at da beachlands boat club!!?!?? And if not why not? Why is he not monetising for da taxpayers?!? Every bit counts.
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Sausage sizzle for tea
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Taniwha dogs. Kaitāia fire x Manuka hot honey onions. Homekill beef sausage. Mustard. On white bread
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He’s doing a special vote for each house he owns!!
lol why did he do a special vote
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Mandatory cone break and extended half time for spots.
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Showing da crusaders how a conversation is done
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STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP FOR TANIWHA
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lol why did he do a special vote
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Is he enrolled on da island?
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Kaitāia Friar retweeted
Many people don't realise this but in 1845 Hōne Heke decided that cutting down the flagstaff for a fourth time was pointless. So he put down his axe and instead encouraged Ngāpuhi iwi to vote
It’s time to vote in the 2026 New Zealand General Elections as a communist
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ACT releases its manifesto carved into da butt of an AR-15
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You heard him patriots. This is a FAKE ELECTION, and any votes are actually subscriptions to DIGITAL ID and PFIZER. Stand down and stand by for da official election on Nov 9th.
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I know what I’m doing with my Māori votes but still open to convincing on my settler votes.
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No voting places open in kaitaia today, this is what voter suppression looks like.
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On Labour Day too… Smdh
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Buddy it’s a ellecy, it’s conflating all da way down
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