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I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding. http://t.co/AY86JjznfH
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Happy Halloween, girls ‘n’ boys … 🎃
James Hogg
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‘Maya, Kenny & James are the most trustworthy!’ - James Blunt … 🕵️‍♂️ #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Nothing comes close. Cc: @BeCo74
what’s the best tweet of all time?
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“So, we’re one-nil down with Palace clearly the better team and in comfortable control … time for you to earn the money we pay you, Chris Kavanagh from Manchester!” #CPFC #MUNCRY
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… 🤫 🐑 🐑 ❤️
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'Palace's best chance of staying up is moving on from Glasner' - Chris Sutton … arguably the most pathetically pitiful pundit the world has ever known. #CPFC
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Look at what someone has done …
𝕄𝕣 𝔾 
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Elon also ruined Twitter … … let that sink in.
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And now with their ‘expert’ analysis it’s Danny ‘Dross’ Murphy & Joe ‘Dull As Ditch Water’ Hart … #MOTD2
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Unbelievably - the photoshop department on #EastEnders … have actually managed to go from bad (Martin at the Champions League Final) to worse (Johnny on holiday).
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… uncanny.
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“You should never have started it” @potus tells the UKRAINIANS! Words spoken at Mar-a-Lago, but sounding like they were written in Moscow
President Trump on war in Ukraine: "I think I have the power to end this war, and I think it's going very well."
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Freddie … a summary. #TheTraitorsUK
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Here comes Freddie … #TheTraitorsUK
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Armani’s ballon knot is doing the ol’ 5p 10p tango. #TheTraitorsUK
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A bad day for Gregg Wallace … is a great day for the rest of humanity. #MasterTwat
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Dean is like watching a drunk toddler who’s scared of ice … trying to ice skate. #IACGMOOH
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Absolute fucking circus … #PaulTyson
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