Those who know me know I hate stuff like this. I never got to walk at my college graduation ceremony so my girlfriend set up a mini ceremony for me. She got my whole family to show up and everything. She means the world to me. I have never felt so appreciated. @Chandyycanddyy

Line up every Trump supporter and I would knock each and everyone of them clean out. Why are they all so fucking dumb and ignorant?!?!

#blond is by far the best album of the year and if you disagree then I don't know what you're doing with your life.

If sorrow was my ally, I would have a friend for life.

Lamar Jackson 5x better than what I was at V-Tech....Enough said!! #future

Cheers for dying mate. That was sick of you an what not. @jesus

I have the body of a Greek God and the penis of a Centaur.

Conor McGregor's loss has got me doubting everything. My own ability, Gods existence, who first pulled on a cow titty to get milk?

People getting engaged and having kids and I can't commit to playing one video game at a time.

We have another ACC Champion! Ben Williams wins the triple jump with this jump of 16.38m! #GoCards https://nitter.siddz.com/t.co/lO73qwtePP

Chanel Krause clears a new school record 4.30 meters / 14'1" for a new school record! https://nitter.siddz.com/t.co/7L0h0IwRJp

Females complain about not being able to memorize exam material, but can tell you what you did wrong on November 4th 2010.

Sophomore Javen Reeves clearing a new personal best of 2.11 meters / 6'11" in the men's high jump. https://nitter.siddz.com/t.co/VDdSU87BxB

Jesus turns water into wine and he's a hero, but when I turn water into Dr Pepper at Panera I'm a thief?

Your dreams should never be better than your real life. Unless you're a sloth. Because then they're asleep a lot.

Just walked in on some guy shitting... Lock the fucking door bro.

A Bathing Ape prepares for SS16 with a new lookbook showcasing their latest collection endclothing.com/blog/bape-go… https://nitter.siddz.com/t.co/3xHkkrPNVZ

Merry Birthday @jesus