Berna@BernaEWriter

Rom-com writer. “It looks like he's leaning.” Runs on coffee and spite

Joined May 2023
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Berna@BernaEWriter
Jul 24
A new Agent's Guide to MAYBE TODAY, SATAN Sometimes, Hell is exactly where you want to be. Especially if the Lord of the Underworld worships you & your twelve goats. No wonder you'd go up against anyone to stay-even God & her stupid bingo nights. #questpit #q
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Now querying a love story for movie buffs and fans of stubbled gentlemen who wait lifetimes for you. 💙PITCH: A woman discovers a strange picture house, falling for the charming actor stuck inside each movie when she is swept beyond the screen.🌙 🎨credit to shaki0o📸
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Mom-level: picking up the teenager in my pajamas and a hoodie.
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I just received my first royalty payment!!!! Which means I get to make my first donation to Hockey Fights Cancer 😍
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If you want to support Hockey Fights Cancer and read an amazing Urban Fantasy, I suggest you check out this babe.
Jenee Dutary@JeneeDutary
Oct 30
I just received my first royalty payment!!!! Which means I get to make my first donation to Hockey Fights Cancer 😍
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I'd like to participate in #questpit, but I'd need a wip for that. Let's find a new one.

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Jay Bechtol@BechtolJay
Oct 27
One month from today! November 27th! My new novel Quimmering Springs drops. Friend at the local theater put up some ads for me running pre-show. Very cool of the Porcupine Theater to do!
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📽️| One that cannot be missed, Take Me To Church ❤️‍🔥 #freepalestine #macklemoreandfriends via louismaxfilm
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I missed @Hozier on my timeline 💕
theo 💌@macklundism
Oct 26
work song live in dublin
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📽️| Hozier hits the stage at 3Arena for Macklemore’s Free Palestine concert!
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Hair-growth-stage "Hey mom, you look like that little girl from Stranger Things" 😭

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It's going to be female reporters that take him down. Women need to rule the world. You men done fucked up. And we're tired of it.
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The cat. The cat is obsessed with me.
astrology bot
@hourIyhoroscope
Oct 19
gemini, someone's obsessed with you.
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Help, I landed on luxury bag insta and now I'm thinking: "oh, a Birkin Kelly 25 Gold on gold for 20k is a steal" as if the last bag I got wasn't a Lidl grocery bag.
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Turkish teapot so pretty I had to sneak it into the suitcase 😍 (it's my dad's. Well, not anymore.😁)
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İstanbul yesterday in a nutshell (Not my pic)
Berna@BernaEWriter
Oct 15
Heaviest rainfalls since 1985 in Istanbul, and somehow, we made it to the airport and got out - with a nine hour delay 😱
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teyze olan oldu zaten diyip otobusun icinde sigara yakmis aq soyle siktir etcen her seyi
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@bosunatiklama
Oct 14
Sarıyer'de sel sularında mahsur kalan bir İETT otobüsünde son durum:
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Heaviest rainfalls since 1985 in Istanbul, and somehow, we made it to the airport and got out - with a nine hour delay 😱
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My dad once told me in traffic " You see that no u-turn sign? Make a u-turn there." It's the Turkish way of things 😂
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Thank God I don't live in Turkey anymore. I'd become the crazy cat lady who adopts every cat she comes across. My teen literally has to stop me from grabbing them aaaaall.
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I 💕 İstanbul
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