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My wife is wild. She will come up to bed and leave the TV on downstairs, all the lights on, sour cream, hot sauce and shredded cheese out, a plate of last night chicken thighs, a portal to the hell dimension open, demons all just chilling on the couch,
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More like John Tar and Featherman
You know who doesn’t matter anymore? John Fetterman.
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Hey Alaska and Mississippi
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Me and the boys celebrating Day 1 of The Islamic Republic of America
Kristi Yamaguccimane
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Paying attention to who’s upset at work tomorrow
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ICE stands for Islamic Customs Enforcement
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump BRING YO ASS OUTSIDE.
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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I can’t believe I have to log in and work on Blue Fucking Wednesday
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Greg Abbott, where he going Chuck?
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Buckle up Beavis and Butthead. It’s going to be a rough couple of years.
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This is just a fraction of what it’s going to be like on Twitter the day It Happens
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Choose Your Fighter
The modern Left in 2026 is basically 4 groups: 1. Boomers who watch cable TV all day 2. Minorities who are obsessed with “free stuff” 3. Women who went crazy off birth control & SSRIs (have a huge septum piercing) 4. Mentally ill gender goblins
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“Assimilate” is the word you are looking for here, and actually it’s pretty embarrassing that right wing evangelicals are the religious extremists in a country where you don’t have to be like that
Muslims figured out they don’t have to openly declare jihad or start a war to take over America. They just have to pretend to be ‘progressive’ and run for office as Democrats, and the stupid left will put them in power.
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Elon Musk moving to Texas to get away from Dems, becoming the biggest partisan megadonor in history, then spending around a half-billion dollars to have his own state go blue immediately in the next election — with data centers the top gov issue — is pretty impressive
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Even the weather voted for democrats last night
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Google Maps has already changed Lake America to They/Them
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The Big Winner last night was actually Ron Desantis. Through massive gerrymandering efforts and very likely every voter suppression tactic in the playbook, he kept his state red AND came out of the Trump era as the establishment alternative to Trump/MAGA. Keep an eye on that guy
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Lmao
In 2021, Latvia’s National Guard carried out urban warfare exercises in the streets of Riga, bringing armed soldiers, military vehicles, and simulated combat directly into public areas. Some civilians were caught completely off guard, with realistic gunfire and tactical movements causing confusion and alarm among unsuspecting bystanders. The drills were intended to prepare Latvian forces for combat in densely populated environments, reflecting the country’s growing emphasis on national defense amid heightened tensions with Russia. However, the lack of adequate public warning sparked criticism, raising concerns about civilian safety and whether realistic military training should take place in busy public spaces. The incident highlighted the delicate balance between maintaining military readiness and protecting the public from unnecessary fear during training operations.
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Replying to @cassbarrett16
grandeur*
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We’re putting Hegseth on estrogen
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I just realized Lindsay Graham didn’t live long enough to see his prophecy come to fruition
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