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Desperately sad news from Nottinghamshire. Our thoughts are with the officer's family, colleagues and friends.

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Remembering PC Fiona Bone and PC Nicola Hughes, GMP, who died on this day in 2012 after being attacked when responding to a burglary.

As you may be aware, here at Bullshire Police we accept transferees from up in the Metrobullitan Police area. In the wake of recent events we asked one to provide us with a statement; which we haven't had translated yet. Here it is. Almost word for word: Verbatim.