watch my stand up special on YouTube foo.
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Well. It’s Saturday. All my friends are at the beach having sex with porn stars and listening to Bad Bunny and doing molly while I’m writing chapter 4 of my book.
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I’m spending yet another Saturday night in. Writing. While all my friends do coke and listen to Drake with naked super
Models. No thanks!!! I like working hard.
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Its about to be midnight on a Tuesday! Yup im def about to take two hits of weed, eat a bunch of chips & salsa, and watch Money Ball!!! LFGGGGGG!!!
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Manchester by the Sea Watch party at my crib tonight. Look at the shared Google doc to make sure you don’t bring the same type of Doritios as another guy.
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I would like just one person to come up to me in the gym and say, “good job buddy. Your hard work is not going unnoticed.”
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