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The most stupid type of men are those that best their wives? The woman who cooks your food?
Nigga are you not afraid of your life😳
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Whenever I attend an event and see a couple walking together, but the man is far ahead while his wife is struggling to catch up, I cringe. 😩
Sir, where are you rushing to? Who are you leaving behind?
That woman is your wife, not a stranger you met on the road. Why can't you slow down and walk beside her.
I know this doesn't automatically mean the marriage is loveless, but honestly, what's the point of walking together if you're not walking WITH each other?
Married men, please, walk with your wives.
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Rubbish people, ma you go carry your self go do drugs, but you want make people follow you suffer the consequences. Drugs never finish continue
WHAT IS REALLY HAPPENING IN NOLLYWOOD?😢
Nollywood producer Izutech has called out the Actors Guild of Nigeria, asking why actor Jerry Williams was left alone after they promised to take over his case.
According to Izutech, Jerry is now struggling with drag related problems which has affected his mental health and has been sending messages to random people on I.G asking for money to buy food.
Izutech says he is ready to take over the case again and send Jerry for two years rehabilitation, but he needs financial support because he cannot do it alone.
Just imagine the condition of this once talented actor, It is so painful to see.💔
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The most stupid type of men are those that best their wives? The woman who cooks your food?
Nigga are you not afraid of your life😳
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Forget about the ring. Is that BBL or what? Never seen anything that large 🤯
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Yan Diomandé is a proper baller, he’s doing a great job at Real Madrid. Jose Mourinho is enjoying him likewise his teammates.
Kylian Mbappe aged scored 0-1 now at Camp Nou.
2 games 2 losses for Barca, Lamine Yamal & Hansi Flick
Second half now 😂
#ElClasico #BAYRMA #FCBRMA
Kylian Mbappe has scored against Barcelona in Camp Nou 0-1
Jose Mourinho the chosen one and his Real Madrid boys will beat Hansi Flick in this El Clasico La Liga match.
I have warned people not to ever compare Mbappe with Lamine Yamal or Raphinha
#ElClásico #FCBRMA #BARRMA
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Babe wey no get transport to come see you, no fit add anything to your life.
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My sister Jade and the guy in the flat next door spent three months arguing through their Wi-Fi names.
It started when she moved in and he kept parking his bike in front of her door.
Instead of knocking, she changed her Wi-Fi name to "Move Your Bike Please."
The next morning, his Wi-Fi name changed to "It's A Shared Hallway."
She stared at her phone for a full minute and said, "Oh, so it's war."
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I'm surprised to see Babachir Lawal on the list of NDC PCC.
This is the same man that founded the ADC with Atiku and he's currently in control of the political structure in Adamawa state.
The last time he appeared in the media, he said he's not yet ready for another to announce his next move.
I'm shocked to see him here in the NDC PCC list.
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C’est dans leur nature ils aiment personne en faite. Ce n’est même pas que nous Africains. Lorsque tu les côtoies juste un peu tu comprends
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Today's El Clásico has once again exp0sed Lamine Yamal and shown why Harry Kane and Kylian Mbappé deserve to be taken seriously as the strongest Ballon d'Or contenders.
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Lamine Yamal talked like Real Madrid was his personal PlayStation opponent, but tonight he missed a golden chance that even my grandmother would have scored. 😭😂
Madrid defenders said: “Welcome to real life, young man. 💀⚽
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Madrid just did only one job, contain that Barcelona attack and win the game, and they are able to do it
I hope Barcelona fans are quite now 😂😂
HALA MADRID
#BARRMA #ElClásico
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😳😳😳🔥🔥🔥🔥
Burna Boy is now officially the first African artist to headline an NFL halftime show, performing at the league's debut regular-season game in France.
No African artiste has ever done this before . Burna Boy’s success is special to me , watching him come from nothing to something is something that only few people can do
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There are some ladies who take sleeping so seriously, they apply perfume and lip balm before going to bed.
Like... who are you expecting to meet in your dreams?😃😃🥹
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Hay que hablar de este pedazo de chad que jugó totalmente desnudo.
Fue figura y encima hizo el gol. Solo tiene 20 años este tipo y parece que juega hace 100 partidos.
Te amo absolutamente, Jagger Herrera.
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