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Rubes 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
"the importance of star wars to our fascist movement"
This is not a meme anymore. It never was. We successfully saved Anakin, and possibly Star Wars itself. This is a monumental zeitgeist victory the likes we’ve not yet seen. Your posting matters. Our posting matters. Never stop. Protect our hero’s. Protect our myths. We will WIN!
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Fox’s live-action ‘Return of the Jedi’ will reportedly change Darth Sidious’s final scene, adding a new line of dialogue absent from the original film. Palpatine will say “I loved you” to Darth Vader as she begins to fall.
Disney’s live-action ‘TANGLED’ will reportedly change Mother Gothel’s final scene, adding a new line of dialogue absent from the original film. Gothel will say “I loved you” to Rapunzel as she begins to age. (Via: screenrant.com/disney-tangle…)
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You can tell when people only watch phonk edits of these movies because John Williams scores this scene like a horror film. You’re supposed to see Anakin as a monster in this scene
am I suppose to pretend that this wasn't the most righteous moment in the entire series?
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Rubes 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Most of the chuds that complain about “lore” and “canon” being ruined by Disney actually have no idea what they are talking about
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I genuinely wonder if all the people suddenly defending Anakin slaughtering children and the empire in general are bots. You used to see the odd post saying the empire was right and people would rightfully make fun of them, but now we’re seeing posts with thousands of likes 1/2 nitter.siddz.com/zweiwalker89607/status…
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With all these blue check accounts jumping into the comments to agree with them and argue with anyone who points out how stupid their argument is
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Why is he naked?
Finding out live is diabolical. Karma is a bitch. 🫥
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Rubes 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
This entire Twitter account better be nuked after the 2028 election. In fact I think all political Twitter accounts should completely start over and delete everything this joke of an administration posted. I shouldn’t be seeing tweets from the White House unless there’s a serious or important update. Our government shouldn’t be posting AI memes. What the fuck has happened to professionalism.
Dems are washed up. 🎷
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Pokemon engagement bait is always so dumb. You could easily take Charizard out with either Blastoise or Partner Pikachu, you don’t need to have anything else
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Notice how they don’t show anyone playing games with the controllers
Introducing the transparent Prism Collection, launching February 4 🧡 Flare Orange 💚 Emerald Green 🩶 Graphite Gray First details on the DualSense controllers: play.st/47QnvE7
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“The level curve in HGSS is so bad!” Meanwhile this was my team in the E4 without grinding
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Rubes 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Trump Phone Durability Test - Its worse than we thought...
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Grand Theft Auto VI download size will be approximately 210GB via @PlaystationSize
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I TAKE THE PLEDGE
no nostalgia critic november is approaching ..
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I always thought it was weird that Leia was adopted by her kids then married her grandson
The Skywalker Family Tree : (Star wars ) 🧬🥶
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Rubes 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Some Star Wars fans constantly think the franchise is deliberately trying to get rid of older fans by alienating them by doing something they’re not actually doing and would never do. It’s the nerdy equivalent of the War on Christmas. Just old, angry fans who want to be victims.
So Disney is renaming the Force to the Shine and Shadow...great way to push the older fan base out of the picture.
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They should’ve just cancelled this marketing stunt. Everyone is posting that H3 Podcast picture
Thing 1 and Thing 3 were spotted searching for Thing 2 ahead of the release of ‘THE CAT IN THE HAT’.
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It’s going to be tough to find someone to take over the Looney Tunes. He was genuinely incredible
Eric Bauza has passed away.
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Does anyone have that greentext from like 2016 that’s like >Be H3H3 >Coughing >Vape Naysh y’all! >Adjusts beanie >Do the same thing for every video
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Rubes 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.
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