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Chris Ash Killer retweeted
A QB change in Philadelphia: the Eagles are naming Joe Milton their starting QB and benching Tanner McKee for Sunday’s game vs. the Giants, per @mikegarafolo and me.
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Chris Ash Killer retweeted
I applied to Hinojosa’s ad team but apparently “Loser has to go down a regular flight of stairs” isn’t a good rallying cry
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They’re rounding up everyone who posted a malfoid meme and cutting their hands off on live tv
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Chris Ash Killer retweeted
im shocked the Keep The 6 Trans Kids Out Of High School Sports party is underperforming
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I should get steel drums and play them all the time, a neigbour cant get annoyed by that as they're too light and pleasant
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I want 10 million illegal immigrants drunk driving on the street by midnight
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You can be pretty, thin, talk about how much you love Jesus, have a real job, but when you die young they’ll still talk about you like a piece of meat and make porn starring you in their minds. May as well live your life with nothing but venom for these people.
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Chris Ash Killer retweeted
Would watch a channel were guys try to tackle Washington all sunday
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I was supposed to be able to tweet about how Lincoln Riley ran from the Notre Dame rivalry so he could go 7-5 instead of 6-6 but Ryan Day and Fatt Patricia had to ruin that
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Chris Ash Killer retweeted
When women use Dude Wipes they’re making it harder for men who legitimately need wipes to access them
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Cool. Whole weekend is ruined but at least I can stop pretending love is real now
Bill Belichick, Jordon Hudson Quietly Broke Up Almost a Year Ago tmz.com/2026/10/30/bill-beli…
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Chris Ash Killer retweeted
Imagine giving up every ounce of credibility so you can serve Israel in every aspect of your life and this is the husband they assign you
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If this guy and his pathetic sports media startup ceased to exist tomorrow the few people who would notice would be happy. Talking about “giving a platform” to Sam Houston football when he can’t crack 300 likes in 24 hours on this video
My request to be named interim head coach of the Sam Houston @BearkatsFB
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It’s gonna be crazy when EPAtards discover the concept of complimentary football in 2038
Mike Leach's rankings in opponent adjusted EPA/play, despite passing far more than anyone else in the country, from 2004-2022:
• Top 10: 4 seasons
• Top 20: 10 seasons
• All six seasons from 2004-09 were top 20 offenses
Seems like it worked out for his offenses to be able to pass all the time
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Chris Ash Killer retweeted
Breaking News: Alvin Hellerstein, a senior federal judge in Manhattan overseeing the prosecution of the captured Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro, has died at 92. nyti.ms/4eDfyWx
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