Semi-retired Fantasy Consultant | Ranker at FantasyPros & Gridiron Experts | FantasyPros #4 Overall & #1 RB Draft Accuracy 2025 | Parlay & Exacta Bettor

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My #SFB16 team is about to have some problems this week.
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Aaaaaand lowest points in my division for the week. #SFB16
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I’m not saying Najee shouldn’t be cut, but what are the Giants even doing with the running back position at this point?
Source: The #Giants are releasing RB Najee Harris, another RB shakeup.
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Imagine telling someone in the late 80’s that James Caan’s kid and the Going Back to Cali rapper would someday be leading a police procedural on major network television.
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The hardest of passes.
Just walk it off THEO VON: I’M DOING FINE premieres on OCTOBER 20, only on Netflix!
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It’s weird that the Giants’ fourth string running back is in so many commercials.
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Students from NC A&T (the largest HBCU) marching back from going to vote. The county closed the polling place on campus. Students marched to town to vote anyway. A&T is where @RevJJackson went to school. His legacy lives on. linkedin.com/posts/todd-simm…
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Let’s. Fucking. Go.
We found Wu-Tang's infamous 1-of-1 album, "Once Upon A Time in Shaolin" — once purchased by pharma bro Martin Shkreli — and played it for Method Man (and you) for the first time.
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First trip to the mechanic: “Yea, you’re gonna need a new flipitty-flop valve and your steamy-thrust pump is shot. We can get you outta here today for one billiondy dollars.”
The new Tesla Roadster just did a FLIP from a complete standstill! 🤯
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Received a work email that was 1,841 words long. Might be time to call it a week.
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Fuck your guns.
UPDATE: A 16-year-old gunman killed children ages 5, 8 and 11 and a teacher in a shooting at Silver Rail Elementary in Bend, Oregon, officials said. A community member pursued and fatally shot the suspect. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/liv…
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Vibes. Have You Seen Me Lately? (Live At Chelsea Studios) piped.video/s95BGR4oePs?si=BXKV… via @YouTube
Our album Recovering the Satellites was released 30 years ago today. Leave a comment and tell us your favorite song, favorite memory, and where you were when you first heard it. Thank you for listening all of these years! Listen now: countingcrows.lnk.to/Satelli…
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Sources: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, per sources. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
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The most on-brand, shitty take.
The older I get, the more I think Colonel Jessup was actually the hero of “A Few Good Men.”
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Dave Coulier sharing a message for John Stamos as he receives an award named for Bob Saget. Good times.
Dave Coulier Shares Pre-Taped Message as ‘Full House’ Cast Gathers to Support John Stamos people.com/dave-coulier-send…
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Literally no one wanted to win that Giants and Commanders game.
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Team Wilson
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This referee should never work another game.
I’ve received a statement from a MSHSAA member after this incident (video below) during Thursday night’s matchup between Glendale and Kickapoo. “We were made aware of the situation, and the official in question has been suspended indefinitely.” 🎥: @ShotzByLogan
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