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I used to see Vidhya Balan as an adult cinema actress but Vidhya Mam is the only sensible celebrity of India. Her advocacy - Before 2015 • Sanitation and Hygiene • Environmental responsibilities • General Humanitarian causes After 2015 • Body Positivity and Combating Body Shaming • Combating Child Sexual Abuse • Gender-Based Violence and Social Inclusion • Women's Financial Independence • Speaking out on religious Polarization Respect for Vidhya Balan 🫡
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क क क क क किरन ❌ क क क क क कांग्रेस ✅
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I think the Anil Ambani should stop going for morning walks or jogs. He is out of jail because he has something that can destroy M0DI. Otherwise, the kind of fraud that Anil Ambani has done, he would have been in jail a long time ago. Anil Ambani was the conduit between Jeffery Epstein and M0DI as one can gather from the details that have emerged from the released documents by DoJ, USA. His one mail, where he tells Jeffery that M0DI is onboard is the most damning piece of information that fixes M0DI....
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It is my belief that the constitution is a roadblock to dignified existence of Muslim community and other religious minorities in India and hence I do not belong to 'Save the Constitution Club : Sharjeel Imam Constitution guarantees individual's dignified life but people like Sharjeel Imam have totally ruined the logical thinking of the million people who come from the same community. In what sense is the constitution a roadblock for Islam according to Sharjeel? Because it doesn't let others to get forced into your religion? Or it doesn't justify the atrocities you make on your females? But every other religion has already accepted the constitution. If a constitution plays a role of a roadblock for any religion, then the problem is definitely not the constitution but that religion. Why can't you compromise with the religion in order to get the best for you and whole world? Every religion on earth has compromised itself for the sake of humanity. Constitution is a progress from religion, just need to understand this. The core of religious extremism is nothing but harmful for its own people as well as the other religion's people. That's why the concept of constitution has come into the picture. Every religion should be catered to logic including Islam. The world should be taken over by Humanity and not by a religion. Islamic radical Sharjeel must not be freed !
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Give BIMARUs any place, and they’ll find a way to turn it into a temple. 😂
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गुजरात में सरकारी स्कूलों में बाहरी व्यक्तियों के आने पर रोक लगा दी गई है। उल्लंघन करने पर पॉक्सो में होगा केस। शिक्षा विभाग का ये निर्णय सही है या गलत..?
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Chodiji ne kiya hai toh kuch soch samjhkar he kiya hoga ,, Sab bech dega bxx , kuch nai choddega 🤐💥💥 NITI Aayog has reportedly put Central Bank of India and Indian Overseas Bank up for sale for privatisation
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🚨 BIG BREAKING 🔥 RAHUL GANDHI & CONGRESS ARE SET FOR A MASSIVE SHOW OF STRENGTH ON NOVEMBER 1! 💥 Telangana CM Revanth Reddy to join the protest against Gyanesh Kumar, bringing 15,000 people from Telangana! 🔥 15,000 PEOPLE. ONE PROTEST. MASSIVE POLITICAL HEAT! ☠️ NOVEMBER 1 IS GOING TO BE BIG! 🚨🔥
Congress Hai Hum
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अंधभक्तों अब तो मान लो की देश कमजोर हाथ में है, ट्राम के आगे झुकने वाले कमज़ोर व्यक्ति के हाथ में है।
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I condemn News India for calling our respected home minister Amit Shah ji as Suvar ka baccha. Very bad @News18India shame on you for disclosing this. Your channel should be banned. What a shame!
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ई ससुरा का बोल रहा है..... कि हमारे माननीय मोडी जी का सिंहासन छिनने वाला है... अंडभक्तो जरा मैदान मे आओ तो और माई डियर फ्रेंड को समझाओ.. ई सब बकलोली न करे..
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हंसी आती है मुझे ऐसे ऐसे जवाबो पर.. 😂😂 देश बर्बाद हो रहा है और ये अनपढ अंधभक्त अभी भी योगी मोदी कर रहे हैं..
Replying to @indiameradesh12
माेदी जी जबतक है तब तक ये ससुरा भी जी खा रहा है।मोदी जी के बाद योगी आ जायेंगे तब इसे अनिद्रा रोग हो जाएगा।मोदी जी दुनिया के हो हल्ले कि कुछ तो परवाह करते है।योगी जी आ गए तो भाड़ में जाय दुनिया।सबका इलाज एक तरफ से होने लगेगा।माफियाओं को मिट्टी में मिलाने का प्रोग्राम चालू हो जाएगा
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Modi hai to payout hai
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वैसे मैं पाखंडी बाबाओं का समर्थन नहीं करता, लेकिन पंडित जी के साथ जो भी हुआ, मेरा हृदय द्रवित हो उठा। इनके साथ ऐसा बिल्कुल नहीं करना चाहिए था। शगुन के नियमानुसार पंडित जी को 501 रूपये देना चाहिए था। दक्षिणा हमेशा विषम संख्या में ही देना चाहिए। मान्यता है कि इससे पंडित का दिया हुआ आशीर्वाद अविभाज्य और अक्षुण्ण रहता है।
भाजपा विधायक नरेंद्र प्रजापति ने एक पुजारी से 9 दिन पूजा कराने के बाद उसे 500 रुपये दक्षिणा देकर भगा दिया विधायक जी यह बताएं कि 9 दिन में 500 रुपये में कौन सा गुजारा हो सकता है? ब्राह्मण की जमीन पर हालत यही है. सबसे अधिक पुजारियों को प्रताड़ित हिन्दू ही कर रहे हैं.
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ऐसे ऐसे स्लोगन बन चुके हैं महामानव जी के लिए.... कि आने वाले समय मे स्लोगन की किताब लिखी जायेगी और बच्चो के कोर्स से जोडी जायेगी..
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Rahul Gandhi warned on 13 August that China was stopping Indian troops from patrolling parts of Arunachal Pradesh 💥🔥 Today the ITBP Director General has confirmed ongoing face-offs with Chinese troops at multiple locations there and called China India’s “biggest adversary.” When the force guarding the LAC publicly says what the Leader of Opposition flagged months ago, the earlier official denials and silence look very different. National security is not a PR exercise. The country deserves clear, consistent facts — not competing narratives.
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Please stop for God sake 🙏🏻
"I urge the Indian diaspora to help India to become a $30 trillion economy by 2047." — Piyush Goyal, Minister of Commerce
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• Gujaratis don't want to visit UP & Bihar. • Rajasthanis don't want to visit UP & Bihar. • South India doesn't want to visit UP & Bihar. • Assamese don't want to visit UP & Bihar. • Only UP, Bihar, MP and Jharkhand are visiting each other. Hats off to these states 🫡
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"Being photographed with someone doesn't mean they would involved in their crimes too" This is the new way of Sanghis of demanding the mms of Kheer-Puri ji.
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Jhoota Chodi hai toh mumkin hai 🤡
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