When the seagulls follow the trawler, it’s because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

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David P retweeted
Richard Branson explains that Trump is Putin's dog.
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Classic. Absolute classic.
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Pretty clear that Trump/Hegseth are doing everything they can to force Ukraine to surrender to Putin by withholding all US assistance while actively helping fund the Russian war machine to kill as many civilians as possible including kids. What a dark, evil chapter in US history.
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David P retweeted
I hope the American people have finally realized that voting for Trump was a major fuck-up. Nothing he did worked. Nothing. The whole DOGE cost-cutting exercise with Musk was a massive fuck-up. The federal spending is up 9.6%. The American debt increased even further by 4 trillion. So what the fuck did they save? Deporting thousands of immigrants. Snatching people off the streets. Even killing civilians. For what? Are American cities any safer? Is any of this really helping the economy? Seriously? The tariff war. What the fuck did it bring to Americans besides higher prices and more inflation? Is the economy doing great? Are Americans getting better jobs and salaries? Is life more affordable? And the biggest fuck-up of all remains the war with Iran. What did it achieve besides throwing away billions of dollars on weapons, leaving American and allied bases damaged, 865 American soldiers injured and 21 dead? Blocking the flow of oil and gas. Sending fuel prices through the roof. For what? What exactly did America gain? And on top of all that, stabbing allies in the back. From Canadians to Europeans to Ukrainians. While praising Putin and Kim Jong Un. What the fuck did Trump actually achieve? Besides one massive fuck-up after another? I hope Americans are finally starting to realize one simple thing: When you vote for clowns, you get a circus. You voted for a clown. And you got one giant, expensive, dangerous, fucked-up circus.
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David P retweeted
This guy utterly dismantles the populist politics of Reform and Restore in 90 seconds. It’s actually quite beautiful. Take decades of deep-rooted problems in Britain and convince people that a relatively tiny proportion of the population is responsible for all of them. Housing, the NHS, crime. Blame illegal migrants for everything. Suddenly, you don’t need credible solutions to the housing crisis, NHS waiting lists or crime. You just need increasingly extreme policies on immigration. And by the time people realise you never had meaningful answers to the vast majority of Britain’s problems, you’re already in power, handing out tax cuts to your donors.
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David P retweeted
It is sickening that the USA is now lifting sanctions on Russian fuel, and transparently ridiculous to blame Ukraine for the spike in prices that obviously began with the closure of the Strait of Hormuz. Putin is murdering innocent Ukrainian civilians every day. The Ukrainians are fighting for their lives. And yet the White House is apparently determined to force American drivers to bankroll Putin’s slaughter. It won’t work and I doubt it will make much difference to the price of fuel. If we want Russian oil and gas back on the world market then let’s end this war - with a free, sovereign and independent Ukraine.
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Hahahaha
Prob the funniest TikTok I’ve ever seen.
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Désolé mais c’est le sport du siècle
The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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The older I get, the more I understand why my dad stood in the garage doing absolutely nothing.
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Nothing will ever convince me that being 12 years old, sitting on the floor of your bedroom, listening to music on a tiny CD player while flipping through a magazine wasn’t one of the most peaceful eras of human civilization.
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David P retweeted
There is nothing on God’s green earth slower than a dog who’s been let into the garden for a piss in torrential rain. Biblical downpour, sideways rain, I’m getting fucking waterboarded at the back door and he’s conducting a leisurely botanical survey of the grass.
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Genuinely would not sound out of place on the first Beady Eye album
Liam Gallagher singing " What's the story in? Balamory". is pure RNR
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With the heroes of the @RNLI under attack again, I’m reminded of this passage from Bill Bryson.
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David P retweeted
They took memory cards from us and made us pay for storage. They took CDs and DVDs and made us pay for streaming. They took software you could buy once and turned it into a monthly subscription. They took ownership, convenience, and basically everything that used to be a one-time purchase… then somehow made us pay for it every month.
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David P retweeted
Can't unhear this now 💀
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Leicester fans deserve this. Hounded Ranieri out 6 months after winning the premier league, hounded Rodgers after winning fa cup, hounded. Booed Maresca while they were top of the championship. This is fantastic viewing
We’re going down. This is worst then last season.
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WOW 🎸🫶
6-year-old Shane took on "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits at his school talent show. That's the way you do it!!! 🎸
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David P retweeted
Leicester fans called for Ranieri to be sacked just months after winning the premier league, Maresca to be sacked whilst Top of the championship, Cooper to be sacked whilst safe in the premier league. The fans deserve this dont they 🤣, it's on them #lcfc
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As a former sailor I can assure everyone reading this tweet - this is going to take debauchery to a level not seen since Roman times. These guys have 6+ months of unspent paychecks, have been sniffing each others farts and eating dog food. A truly irresponsible command decision.
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