Shut the fuck up and drink your squirt bottle
Adams Morgan, Washington, DC
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To those who seek to create positive change in Adams Morgan- now is the time.
The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete (sic) partnership with Dan’s.
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Who gets the dog?
Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem files for divorce from cross-dressing husband Bryon trib.al/wMkBlrJ
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Once we’re past the sex scandal angle of this, we gotta talk about another billionaire paying starvation wages to hard-working people.
49ers owner Jed York allegedly arranged to pay $140 for sex at a trailer park in East Palestine, Ohio. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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If you’re a WaPo subscriber who had a pending ticket on Spirit, get yourself to our bar. You belong here.
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Dan's Cafe retweeted
huge shoutout to the (drunk) guy trying to convince a national guardsman at this metro station to come to Dan’s Cafe with him
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Operation Epic Friday: When you finally accompany your “friend” who can’t stop talking about getting bombed at Dan’s.
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Oh so y’all say we’re a “parody” account but this shit flies?
U.S. Treasuries are having their best year since 2020, and the investors who had confidence and faith in President Trump’s economic policies have been richly rewarded.
Never bet against @POTUS or America! 🇺🇸
Community note
US bonds, as a safe asset, have yields that decrease due to high demand during market downturns. Raised yields devalue existing bonds and cuts boost them. Cuts are associated with weak employment data. Bond market returns do not necessarily indicate economic performance.
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bipartisanpolicy.org/explainer/bond…
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