Love the state of Texas, My Texas Longhorns, And Tex-Mex.

Did this awhile back, but decided to do another one with some new additions/revisions: If College Football Programs were Game of Thrones: (thread)

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2008 Texas beat OU by double digits on a neutral field. What are we doing here?? lol
2008 Oklahoma was better than 2008 Texas so that's kinda crazy
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Texas is all in on AI. The school is launching Bevo Lab, a 25,000-square-foot sports AI hub, and coaches are already quizzing Google’s Gemini about opponents. @kirkgoldsberry: “The biggest mystery here is why did it take so freaking long for this to happen at a university?”
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Gotta be that he’s staying right? Pretty cool if so. One of the best stories of the season
NEWS: Oregon State star WR Jesse Legree will be making a major announcement LIVE with 247Sports and CBS Sports today at 2:30 PM ET 🚨 📺 STREAM LIVE: piped.video/live/agpizVyDKag
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#Clayface is yet another reminder that Gotham would be the absolute worst place to live
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Nick, Nick, Nick, Niiick, Ni-Nick, Nick, Nick… NICKELODEON
I’m arguing yall... How many 'Nicks' come before Nickelodeon? lol 👀
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"Sarkisian is the one with a bullseye on his back. ... Sarkisian may not have any runway left." —@finebaum on the future of Steve Sarkisian 👀
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“If Republican loses” should tell you that these elections were never rigged to begin with. Trump just can’t accept the fact of getting his ass kicked in elections.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration sues to block Alaska Senate race certification if Republican loses, citing candidate name confusion.
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Now hold on, we might have something
Texas offensive coordinator Grok
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A story as old as time
Dallas native Kewan Lacy says Texas was his “dream school” but the Longhorns didn’t offer him out of Lancaster High School. “They didn’t give me an opportunity.” Lacy and Ole Miss face the Horns in Austin on Saturday night.
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You all wanted an offensive coordinator. You didn’t say it had to be human! Or competent! And you didn’t tell it to Make No Mistakes!
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Miami and FSU are the only 2 schools in the ACC that could legitimately go independent, maybe Clemson.
NEW: If independence works for Miami, it would also work for a lot of other schools, via @AndyStaples👀 "If Miami can find a way to financially exceed what it makes in the ACC by going independent, there probably are another 20-30 schools that also could." Story: on3.com/news/if-independence…
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My thoughts on Arch Manning and Texas.
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Alcohol is nasty poison. Put that shit down
Oklahoma State WR Justin Blackmon's college career: 38 games over 3 seasons 253 catches 3,564 receiving yards 40 receiving TDs 2x All-American Big 12 Offensive Player of the Year
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My wife has a friend's wedding in Austin this weekend. She WILL NOT have a plus one. I'm staying back in NYC. Texas/St. John's at MSG on Sunday and Saliou Niang and Brice Dessert make their debuts for LSU on Saturday. Life is about choices. This is ONLY October.
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Whole planet about to look like those Mad Max movies pretty soon.
The internet hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Would love for Arch Manning to graduate from Texas this December and declare for the NFL draft. I want him going to the league as a LONGHORN 🙏 #Hookem Great writeup from @CodyCarpentier and @AlexDunlapNFL in the war room on Arch + NFL’s view of him! 🔗 orangebloods.com/2026/10/22/…
NFL Execs want Arch Manning NOW, and see him as a for-sure first-round talent🐂 When asked if they want Arch to stay another year or declare this offseason, an exec told @CodyCarpentier: “The sooner the better. I want those traits in my building, today.” Read👇 orangebloods.com/2026/10/22/…
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BRON'S HOME OPENER IN PHILLY WAS ONE OF THE WILDEST GAMES OF HIS CAREER 😱
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Who keeps asking for the McRib to come back?
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Jay Z makes a surprise appearance at his pop up shop in Los Angeles. He is set to perform back to back sold out shows at SoFi stadium this weekend-with rumors of a Super Bowl announcement in the works according to several outlets. (🎥HipHop Klipz36)
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Give it to me!!
Stephen A. Smith to Andraya Carter: "I am telling you right now you are going to be underpaid for the rest of what I believe will be an illustrious career unless you get your mind right about that marketing. It matters." Andraya: "I hear you, Stephen A. But I will not sacrifice my basketball knowledge and my integrity in terms of the game for marketing. My marketing is doing just fine."
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