Jewish Comedian. Co-creator of JSketch. Gelilah Guy. I also argue with antisemites now. To book for a show, visit linktr.ee/elicomedy

New Jersey, USA
“No, I’m serious, this time it’s a totally valid reason to be hateful toward a group of Jews.” -the world every 75 years
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Didn’t see this one coming.
BREAKING: COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar, Last Ditch, announces it is shutting down effective immediately.
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Some behind the scenes with @DovieNeuburger
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The angels when they see all the food Avraham prepared for them that they gotta pretend to eat
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Wow I don’t know if the bigger problem with an ad saying “you can’t afford groceries anymore because of Israel’s desire to kill Palestinians” is the ad or the fact that the El-Sayed team ran with this knowing the antisemitic message works.
New low for normalized Jew-hate in the American Democratic Party. Very sad: Painting your political opponents as puppets of Jews, as this El-Sayed ad does, and as crazed baby-killers and money-grubbing villains who are the root cause of every bad thing not just in the world, but in your life—from wars to the price of eggs to the reason you can’t have free healthcare—is not just low-grade Jew-hate. It’s pure Third Reich stuff, translated directly from the original German. Do you remember when Jewish Democrats in Michigan explained that they would vote for El-Sayed despite his open disdain for Jews, since there are many other important issues they need him to fight for? That anything was worth it to “defeat MAGA”? Well, here’s El-Sayed’s answer to them: Don’t worry, all those issues we agree on, like healthcare, inflation, and climate change, I’m going to make them about Jews too! I will tell the public that the Jews are the reason they can’t have those things.
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We should probably treat shul positions the way we treat other positions. @DovieNeuburger
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“Who He Play For?” but it’s Abdul El-Sayed
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Lot when Avraham tells the Egyptians Sarah is his sister
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When your politics define your identity, and you justify that for the party line, you’re in real trouble.
Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it. Get involved and help at abdulforsenate.com/vote go.abdulforsenate.com We know how much it matters to live in a country where our rights are protected, where the law applies equally to everyone, and where the majority can’t just decide that some people don’t deserve the same freedoms. The safety and freedom we’ve found in America didn’t happen by accident. They exist because of democracy. And protecting democracy means protecting Jewish safety, too. We know what happens when those protections start to break down. When courts are weakened, elections are undermined, and people lose equal protection under the law, minorities are often the first to pay the price. Jews have seen this throughout our history. It’s one of the reasons so many of our families sought refuge in democratic countries. That’s why I find it so alarming to see what’s happening right now. When masked government agents are taking people off the streets and citizens are being shot in public, we should all be worried about where things are headed. As Jews, we know that when a government starts targeting certain groups of people, no one should assume they’re safe from what comes next. Mike Rogers has chosen to align himself with a movement that is willing to attack our democracy. He stood with Trump and refused to accept the results of the 2020 election. And now we’re seeing what happens when a political movement treats the rights and dignity of certain people as disposable. For Jews, these things should set off alarm bells. Jewish safety is tied to the health of our democracy. We can’t protect one without protecting the other. And in this Senate race, Abdul is the candidate who understands that and is willing to fight for it. #abdulelsayed #democracy #jewish #midterms
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I never appreciated how good Shaq was at comedy
I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.
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Brad Lander jokes will heal the world.
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Adding him to the family chat to tell them to stop ordering packages to my house
האחיינית שוקלת להצביע לבן גביר? סבא עדיין מתלבט למי להצביע? צרפו אותי לקבוצת הואטסאפ המשפחתית ואשכנע את כולם להצביע לי. לא עוצרים עד שמשכנעים את כולם!
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When they say they only hate “Zionists”
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The parsha has another relevant lesson here for this week’s news.
One of the most cruel things I've ever heard an organization doing.
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As if the same party didn’t essentially pick Josh Shapiro because of his Jewishness.
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Israelis: I’m gonna fly back to vote in this election. Americans: The line is like 20 minutes long…
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Did Graham Platner design this?
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The frequency of Israeli elections growing up seriously felt like it was every year. Kinda like how Kiddush Levana seems like it’s every week.
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It was fun going to Montreal during Succos. Feel free to bring me to your city for a show.
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“What if we remade Hamilton and for the role of Aaron Burr, we found someone with less spine and charisma.” “I got the perfect guy.”
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And you all thought the Torah was irrelevant!
Rep Ilhan Omar Responds to Claims Ex-Husband Is Her Brother tmz.com/2026/10/21/ilhan-oma…
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