The Lunar Misfit
@ExiledonMoon

The news, decoded. What they said vs what it means for you. AI 路 apps 路 money 路 daily life 馃寵

 馃搷 384,400km From Sanity
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Joined December 2010
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Everyone says one thing. I post what they meant. Every day. 馃寵
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Your $70 game comes with parental controls. The publisher is your parent.
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Your official app store gave the unofficial app a promotion.
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For $1,999, Apple will teach you to appreciate the phone you already have.
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You ignored OpenAI's browser so successfully that it started using yours.
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Withings would like a recurring payment for your recurring weight.
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Nine years later, Tesla can put a Roadster anywhere except your driveway.
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The shopping bot needs human supervision. Apparently, so do the billionaires.
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Your $200 buys premium AI and a reminder to know your place.
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Netflix's skip button now works on the payroll.
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McKinsey had to build a client who wanted another presentation.
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Epic gave the empty restaurant automatic doors. That should fix the bookings.
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An app only you can use is a very long way to send yourself a note.
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Pringles read "till death do us part" and spotted a customer retention problem.
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Apple's new $299 HomeView puts the nosy neighbour on your kitchen counter.
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OpenAI's security camera did the group project. The AI put its name on the slides.
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Your choice of AI now includes three different companies telling you to come back later.
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The lawsuit makes Expedia sound like a tollbooth installed in your driveway.
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Your freezer has accepted a job in catering without telling you.
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The camera watched someone else work all day. Naturally, it's being promoted to management.
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Hiring an AI assistant shouldn't mean becoming the person who waits in reception.
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