nyc bro@FKQ

24, top 500 every game, corporate engineer loner with cool cat

Joined June 2009
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nyc bro@FKQ
May 17
double texting isnt embarassing yall turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime
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if i could take away everyone’s pain and suffering and experience it all myself i would #masochist
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we need to start judging restaurants by their water instead of their food. how are you serving $100 steaks with toilet water
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i love diet coke
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you haven't had the full melatonin experience until you start seeing demons in your room at 3am
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you + me, Christmas in NYC?
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last christmas i gave you my heart
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“as long as i’m a follower i still have a chance”
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why are you withholding your personhood from me
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girl bestie keeps telling me to stay single and that none of these girls are right for me #whatdatmean
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your type is just someone you haven't gotten over
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idk how i made friends growing up i just made people laugh and they kept coming back
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my ex didn’t want a boyfriend she wanted a 7 foot werewolf billionaire to chase her through the woods
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Nov 2
a girl that likes you will teach you why you should never chase
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when they think ur purposefully distant but you just don’t know how to talk to them
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I love me enough for the both of us
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mfs will claim they’re blunt but be the least accountable person you’ll know
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always judging every one around them before themselves
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my manager told me i got promoted and i said “are you sure?” like i was trying to talk him out of it
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i got promoted at work today im happy
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i regret letting people join my spotify jam. this is my car why am i suffering
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