*Gadfly: a person who stimulates or annoys other people especially by persistent criticism

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Main Character Syndrome is the tendency to view your life as a movie script where you are the protagonist, while treating everyone else as secondary characters or background extras.
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Yep, as predicted. That was grim. Suspect it was the Greek Yoghurt I ate earlier. 🤢
You know that feeling when you’re 5-10 minutes away from being violently ill likely due to food poisoning? That. ⏳
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You know that feeling when you’re 5-10 minutes away from being violently ill likely due to food poisoning? That. ⏳
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A disappointing 48pts with only Gabriel, Tarkowski, KDH and Barry left in play. 😕
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I’ve encountered an FPL first. Two back-to-back GK own goals. Penders last week. Suzuki this week. Pair of wankers.
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Knew I should have gone for Verbruggen over Suzuki. Gutted.
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GadFly* retweeted
BREAKING:🚨 Aston Villa are to take legal action against channel 4 presenter Jasmine Harman after she said on an episode of 'A place in the Sun' "the villa is a bit small and lacks character".
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You can ignore the fact there are leaks and continue slagging me off if you want. Whatevs. 🤷🏻‍♂️
I was told to take the leaks down because the club would investigate, the team could change, and I’d end up looking stupid. Well… the leak was spot on. 👀 Third time now. 🤫 #FPL
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Still only on 31pts with 4 played (inc captain) but bringing Van Hecke in on the Wildcard was just
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Man City are done aren’t they?
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De Cuyper locked on my bench in Sub 3. Sickened.
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Tavernier is shit I see.
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Krejci goal especially for @AlexVolloFPL
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It’s coming up for that time where James Trafford fucks up using his feet and gifts a goal away…
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James Trafford without a doubt has the worst feet of any goalkeeper I’ve ever seen.
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Dumped Justin and DCL on my wildcard.
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So Rogers and Palmer the only goal scorers but on 0 bonus points because Fofana and Acheampong kept a cleansheet at Home against a 16th place Man Utd with 10 men! 🥲 Great process 👍🏼
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I mean seriously. Tell me Senne Lammen’s last good game for club or country? I’ll wait.
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Bruno bracing today. Save this tweet.
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Here’s my Wildcard squad. Gone in heavy on EVE and AVL with a view to a GW11 Bench Boost with hopefully no transfers required. Gambling not loading up on City (fancied Doku over Manzambi) and no Leeds.
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