ALT Two friends, Jack and George, are talking to each other. Jack is wearing sunglasses and a cool outfit. He's laying on the guardrail with a big smile. George is wearing a hoodie. He's sitting on the stairs. Jack says: So I told her, "Well at least your dog won't risk being eaten now that your father is dead" George asks, skeptically: and... she laughed? Jack replies: no, she chased me down with a big hammer . Jack continues: It's okay, I'm used to people being offended by my edgy humor. I'm loving it actually! George jokes: ahah, yeah it's because your humor is too "labyrinthic" for them ! . Jack looks at George confused. He asks: too... what ? George explains: your "hedge-y" humor . Later, we see Jack chasing George down with a giant hammer in the middle of the street.

ALT An anime boy and an anime girl are talking to each other. The boy is wearing a pink glove, which he is showing to the girl. The boy says: Look LoveInterest-chan! I've found these body-manipulation magic gloves ! The girl is confused, with a very stupid look on her face. She says: eeeeh ? what do they do Protagonist-kun ? . The guy takes a brioche in the hand with the glove and squeezes it. He says: Well for example if I squeeze this brioche... As he does so, the girl's right breast gets squeezed too. The girl screams: kyaaa! . The guy leaves, laughing. He says: Ahah sexual harassment is so funny Meanwhile, the girl looks furious. . Suddenly, there is a dramatic zoom on the guy's face. He's clenching his teeth while his eyes are wide open. It looks like he's in great pain. . You hear the guy screaming off-screen while the girl is watching him with a sadistic smile. She is wearing the pink glove and she uses it to unscrew a lightbulb.

ALT An artist is painting something, while a hater observes her through the window. The hater tells the artists that she draws like a pregnant dead horse. The artist gets angry. The artist says : oh yeah? Well you know what? i'm going to directly quote-retweet/screenshot what you just said to show it to my thousands of followers ! The hater looks surprised. The artist says : This way I'll be sure to give a maximum of free visibility to someone who despise me instead of making more of the content you hate ! Confused, the hater says: but... that's exactly what I want..? The artist put her hand on the hater's shoulder and explains calmly:i know, i want to have sex with you.

ALT A douchebag with a penis joke written on his shirt is trying to flirt with a girl. He asks her: "Hey there sexypuss, can I fuck you with my dick ? Breathe to say yes, recite the entire Bee movie script in Morse code to say no." . The girl looks extremely annoyed. She says:titatatitatitatitatitatatatitatitatititititatitatatitatatatatitatitatitititatititatitatatitatatatitatatatititatitititatitatatitititatatatititatititatitititatitititatatititatatatatitatititititititatitititititititatitatatatitatatitatatitatatitatatititititititititititititatatatititatitatititatititatiti . The girl's face starts becoming red and it is clear that she's struggling. However she carries on. She says:tatititititatitititatati tatitatitatatitatatititatitititatititatatatitatatAtititititatitititatatitatitatitatatitatatititatitititatititatatatitatatatiti tititatitititatatitatitatitatatitatatititatitititatititatatatitatatatititititatitititatatita . The douchebag looks worried. He tells the girl: "Girl... Breathe..."

ALT Two friends are at a bar, Jack and Ben. Jack says: "And then I said: "that's not a dishwasher, that's ### !" The punchline of his joke is censored. Ben spits out his beer. . Ben gives a very concerned look at Jack. He says: Dude, that was like... Extremely racist. Jack doesn't seem to mind at all. He says: Oh, come on... it's just a joke ! Ben says: Yeah but... . Jack says: Come on dude, making racist jokes doesn't make me racist! Like... You. You always joke about how much you want to kill yourself. That doesn't mean you're really suicidal, right? . Ben doesn't say anything. He simply looks down while Jack's big smile disappears.