People are acting like I'm a party pooper here, and that's OK. I've just been around Tesla for a long time. I know what I'm looking at.
Again, the stunts are awesome. Truly cool and hard to pull off, but Tesla owes me and many others Roadsters for a decade. Paid in full.
Now we get a cool demo they are using to justify pushing deliveries back another 2 years. And we have heard that before. So 2 years is just another maybe.
The whole event gave me vibes of Tesla Solar Roof unveiling. That was right before Tesla and SolarCity merged and was used to justify the merger.
This looks like the same thing, but for SpaceX, ahead of a proposed merger that I expect will be announced soon.
And we all know what happened to the Tesla Solar Roof.
My thoughts on the new Tesla Roadster are mixed.
The stunts were truly impressive and congrats to those who made it happen.
However, I don't think I'd want that in a car. It will never be road legal, probably nullifying your warranty. And based on the configuration, you are losing too much with just one seat.
The 'Thrust' package is probably the best option, but I'm still mad we didn't just get the 2017 Roadster.
I feel like the design got worse: we lost half the range, 2 seats, and gained 0.9-sec 0-60 and some downforce. It's cool, but it's nothing like what it was supposed to be. I guess that's Tesla in 2026, ahead of Elon pushing for a merger with SpaceX.