we are so fucking back
4
363
twinkle twinkle little star, guess who’s going to the bar
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12
672
caved on vaping after 3 years…. the end is near
2
7
1,535
never drinking again until later tonight
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11
557
Meet Captain 🐱
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1
25
913
32 🥳
16
1
36
2,068
asked this guy how his day was and he hits me with “just another day in paradise” what a fucking liar
2
8
887
31 years old. fully paid off beer. It’s not “parents money”, it’s not luck, it’s consistency. It’s discipline. I grind every day to live this lifestyle
3
55
1,764
ordered something off the tik tok shop for once. feelin pretty hip not gonna lie
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389
smoking a joint after work is equivalent to post nut clarity
5
411
showing up to work hungover should qualify for a raise tbh
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6
524
I think I would date Siri before downloading dating apps again
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1
5
1,077
a minor inconvenience happened so I’m back at the tattoo shop
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478
declined a cigarette at the bar, now everyone thinks I’m gay
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1
18
1,387
yeah fuck this. I can’t take it anymore…
4
11
2,060
waves of emotion are coming back….
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492
I’m blessed with a creative mind and cursed with no way to make it come to life
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14
785
it’s that unfortunate time of year where I have the urge to trickshot again
10
560
have you seen your credit score? mfs worried about the wrong 550
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1
42
3,677