Helping men survive the mosh pit of midlife.
- Tweets 2,082
- Following 62
- Followers 1,556
- Likes 30
Gen X would like to remind everyone that shutting the fuck up is a perfectly valid love language.
5
175
The scariest thing about this photo is that every kid on that couch eventually grew up to discover that the human body is a fucking haunted house.
6
259
If any kid comes to my house tonight dressed like this and says, "Hey, you gotta let them know you're out there," they're getting a full-size candy bar.
3
106
Nothing says Gen-X childhood quite like voluntarily strapping a toxic plastic mask to your face and then running into traffic for miniature Snickers bars.
2
187
Just once, I'd like daylight saving time to give us back something more useful than an hour. Like my childhood, my knees, or a functioning democracy.
1
64
For Gen X, Patrick Stewart was proof that the future might actually be okay, as long as the grown-ups were calm, British, and profoundly disappointed in us. He made intelligence look heroic, decency look strong, and a cup of Earl Grey feel like something worth ordering in space.
1
108
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown premiered on this day in 1966. For 60 years, Linus has served as the lone prophet of a pumpkin god slumbering beyond the veil of human perception, which is a lot of theological responsibility for a kid who still carries a blanket.
2
58
Toy Story would've been a very different movie in 1987. Andy would've been found dead by morning.
2
109
The last time Milwaukee went to the World Series, America was still buying music on eight-track tapes and making legally binding financial commitments to get a free copy of Frampton Comes Alive!
2
100
Somewhere in that neighborhood was a grown adult who looked at a little bald kid dressed as a ghost and thought, “Fuck him. Give him a rock.”
5
167
If you understand this image immediately, congratulations. You have passed the Gen X secret handshake.
IYKYK.
70
Hitchhiking really went downhill once there was a nonzero chance the passenger would become the Hulk.
5
270
RIP to Mike Ditka, the greatest coach who ever stalked a sideline. He was one magnificent, foul-mouthed son of a bitch. Da Bears.
1
35
446
