His Serene Majesty. Illustrator, living saint, Reluctant Hipster, lvl 80 Paladin. Creator of β€œGreetings from Grisley” @GrisleyComic Married to @Litterboxcomics

Austin, TX
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You’re having a medial emergency and David Lee Roth is the doctor.
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Mike Stoklasa arriving at the George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
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Ngl this is what Taylor Swift’s music sounds like to me
this insane ad I just got
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β€œπΌ π‘‘β„Žπ‘–π‘›π‘˜ β„Žπ‘’ π‘šπ‘–π‘”β„Žπ‘‘ 𝑏𝑒 π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑑 π‘ π‘π‘Žπ‘π‘’ π‘šπ‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘–π‘›π‘’. 𝐼 π‘šπ‘’π‘Žπ‘›, π‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘Ÿπ‘’ π‘π‘Ÿπ‘œπ‘π‘Žπ‘π‘™π‘¦ π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘’π‘›β€™π‘‘ π‘Žπ‘›π‘¦ π‘π‘’π‘‘π‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿ π‘œπ‘›π‘’π‘ , π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘”β„Žπ‘‘?” β€”My wife, on the subject of Jago Sevatarion after we read Prince of Crows The results are in, the ladies love Nightlords, as @MrsKonradCurze and @CommanderFemUnc will attest.
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My wife just referred to Clavicular as β€œConjunctivus” and I’ve never loved her more.
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Guys it’s time
HEY GUYS AS MANY OF U KNOW IM ON @BookCameo HOWEVER W HARD ECONOMIC TIMES IT CAN B HARD 2 CONSIDER SPENDING $ ON THINGS THAT WE DONT REALLY NEED. BUT SOMETIMES A VIDEO FROM R FAV PPL CAN CHEER US RIGHT UP, SO W ALL OF THAT SAID I DECIDED 2 SLASH THE PRICE 4 MY CAMEOS! SO IM TAKING $100 OFF & AS A SUPER SPECIAL BONUS, IF U BOOK IN THE NEXT 48 HRS U CAN GET AN ADDITIONAL 20% OFF THAT PRICE SO THATS ALMOST $150 OFF MY NORMAL BOOKING PRICE! SO IF U R A SUPER FAN I CANT THINK OF A MORE POSITIVE WAY 2 BRING US CLOSER W/O U HAVING 2 WORRY ABOUT FAKE CELEB SCAMS, FROM THE SAFETY OF YOUR HOME! U CAN ASK ME 2 TALK ABOUT ANYTHING THAT WILL HELP CHEER U UP & ILL DO MY BEST! v.cameo.com/e/MA0TmNXT36b #cameo
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If I draw this little fucker will you guys buy my stickers of him or should I just make more nurglings?
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My wife was looking up why these dog chews are so expensive. β€œGrok says they’re made out of β€œpizzle” and I don’t know that word, but he says cows have only got one of them so that’s why”. I love her so much, you guysπŸ₯Ή
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β€œWe’ve just been feeding him DICKS??”
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If you haven't checked out THE MAN WITH NO STRINGS yet, @thelucentcomic just did an great overview of issue 1 with the gorgeous @OliverIsabedra art! make sure you check out his daily videos Creator owned comics all month long! piped.video/2mBtQztd2Lw
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I do a lot of this on autopilot, but I think this about covers it: 1.Steam 1.5 cups (dry) jasmine rice in the steamer the night before -3 cups water, tsp salt, tbs olive oil, Β½ cube of bouillon. Likewise, boil until al dente 2 large potatoes. Refrigerate overnight. 2.Fry Β½ lb fatty mince beef and Β½ tube of Mexican chorizo in olive oil. Season with Β½ cube pork bouillon, a dash of browning and Worcestershire sauce, 1 sachet sazon goya, garlic paste, caramelised onion paste, sriracha, 1 tbs tomato paste, cumin, light chili powder, menudo spice and cumin. Crank the heat and reduce ΒΌ can of modelo into it until the meat is in kind of a greasy paste.Β  3.Deseed and pulse a half bag of small sweet peppers in the food processor. Add those and the potatoes and crank the heat again until everything is a little browned and saturated in the grease. 4.Add the rice and toss everything until it goes yellow and smells strongly of starch. Give it a taste, and if it needs more salt, bring it up slowly with a dusting of powdered chicken soup mix at a time. 5.Turn heat off and mix in a Β½ cup of chopped cilantro
...dude... imma need dat recipe asap, that sounds sick as fuck.
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Check it out! @ZaidComics is now a publisher on League of Comic Geeks! @ComicGeeks No Strings The Lost Pages Magic Cop The People and more are up on the site for readers to catalog from their collection and review. Such a cool site for collectors and weekly readers Check it!
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Winter is coming, Chat. You guys think I can pull this off?
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Weather is getting colder (which in central Texas terms means marginally less scalding). It is only a matter of time before I make the family cuddle up and watch Paddington II with me again…
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I’m out of touch with the Long Covid Lesbian Bar saga. Has anyone done a good video so I can get caught up? @GundamIsHere ?
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I told my kid that this serval I saw on Twitter looked like a fusion dance between my dog and his cat and he just banged this out in 5 minutes😳. The future is in good hands.
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ART CHALLENGE! Draw over and Mario-ise the 4 characters greyed out. This is how I'm teaching my boys about nailing down different proportions in character illustration. If you're learning to draw, or just fancy a fun exercise, feel free to play along at home, I'd love to see what you come up with! If you guys like this, I'll start posting these every week.
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Scored big at @SpiritHalloween , you guys🀌🀌🀌🀌🀌
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