We're turning all of finance into a gacha. Built for degens on Robinhood Chain and Elysium.
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We're not just a silly face.
The Absturd Swap aggregator on Robinhood offers some of the best pricing for trades on the market.
AND you earn $ABS drop points + credits for our upcoming token Gacha & Oops Chute with each trade.
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Introducing Oops Chute on Robinhood Chain.
Drop little guys through a maze of pegs and watch them bounce into Drop point boosts. Powered by Absturd Entropy, with verifiable randomness and onchain settlement.
Gravity handles the entertainment.
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Oops Chute is the next addition to our stochastic protocol layer, as we build up towards DeFi applications.
While its only for Drop point boosts now, new functionalities and rewards will emerge soon following the upcoming $ABS TGE.
Try it here: abs.wtf/oops-chute
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If you need Drop Points to get started, you can play the free game Hold the Line - a lane defense title built natively within the Absturd economy.
holdtheline.abs.wtf/
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Absturd Swap is live.
Now available on Robinhood Chain, and soon coming to @Enter_Elysium, Absturd Swap is the first gacha-powered DEX aggregator.
Trade normally and earn Absturd gacha spin credits + Drop Points for $ABS.
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Absturd Swap is built on top of, and routes through, @Uniswap, @RamsesExchange, and @uponrh (among others).
Every swap earns Drop Points (for $ABS) and gacha spin credits (these add up as you go) for an upcoming menu of DeFi and collectible gachas - powered by Absturd Entropy.
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$ABS is coming soon. We are using a multi-season drop system. Abstract's season is completed and Season 2 is live (public announcement Monday).
Use our first gacha to boost your Season 2 points.
abs.wtf/gacha
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The Absturds have been revealed.
These little guys are your gateway to staking the upcoming $ABS token and earning protocol fees from Absturd's stochastic DeFi suite.
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View and bid on the collection here on the Absturd Marketplace.
abs.wtf/market/absturds
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we woke up like this.
new logo. big plans.
stochastic finance & fun. built on Robinhood Chain.
keep your eyes on absturd. 👀
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now that the initial season of Absturd @GoAbsturd has concluded, we will be rolling out some amazing new & innovative protocols on the platform - some that have the potential to make a huge impact on RH.
big shoutout to those of you who minted an Absturd NFT, and also to those of you who connected your Abstract wallet to participate in the Points season for the initial ABS token drop. last week we endured a relentless stream of fud and hate from about 20 individuals with nothing better to do than post endlessly on X. it's great to see that the fud didn't impact you early supporters. 🙏
last, but not least, thanks to those of you grinding away at Absturd's first game - Hold the Line. please share your feedback, as we're always looking for ways to improve things & to bring top-shelf experiences to you.
exciting times ahead.
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There is 5 hours to connect your AGW with Abstract XP to a Robinhood Wallet to be eligible for the first drop of $ABS.
This is a free action. After today, this action will not be free to preserve the drop points economy.
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There are ~600 users who already connected their AGW but didn't go as far as to connect their Robinhood Chain wallet to be eligible!
Don't hesitate!
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There's a few ways to boost your drop points:
1) mint your Absturd (10x boost)
2) play the Absturd drop points gacha
3) play Hold the Line (free game!)
4) free mint your Abstract badges as soulbounds
5) mint the 50 $KONA burn badge
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Absturd retweeted
less than 24h remaining before the initial Absturd Drop & ABS token launch. tons of free or minimal cost ways to participate. we have some cooks coming over the final day here, so be on the lookout. @GoAbsturd for details
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The Blanders free minted has concluded.
355 total Blanders we're claimed by Abstract XP users. This is the total forever supply.
Reveal happening today.
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Do we have your attention, yet?
You now have 1 day to connect your AGW to a Robinhood Chain wallet to be eligible for the first drop of $ABS.
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Purchase an Absturd to 10x your drop points and own the asset that receives fee flows from all of Absturd's products and protocols.
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