Some people got a head start. I got a late one and a lot of embarrassment. Late still counts. I am running anyway.

I sold my old laptop to fund the course. Typed my first client invoice on a borrowed phone. It was ₦20,000. I screenshotted it like it was a million.

I used to hate the word discipline. It sounded like punishment. Now it just means my mother can sleep better, so I like it a lot more.

Xavi Espert is an expert 🔥❤️💙

Barca aren’t the first army to march into Paris and crumble. 😂 Even Ragnar Lothbrok conquered England but found Paris a different kind of battle. And with Rollo understanding their tactics, the odds were never simple. Tonight, Luis Enrique was Rollo. 😭❤️💙 I will beat this PSG team when it matters more be there 🫵🏽

You must give up one forever. 😭 A. Music. 🎵 B. Movies. 🎬

Hansi flick adding Rodri to this Barcelona wonder team to ghost the game 😂

In case you missed the PSG vs Barcelona match, This is the highlight 😂😭🤣

Yamal when he's not facing laligarse teams

Should my be eyes red tomorrow again? I'll blame it on insomnia, because tell me why I'm up again by this time.

The silence we are experiencing across various social media platforms is proudly sponsored by PSG. So no worries 😁

Lmao try sleep abeg, you and Barca admin dey do competition of noisemakers. Night don do

When you were supposed to protect your daughter that stood up to her bullies, you didn’t and instead knelt and was begging her parents. Now they’ve killed her and you’re forming Jackie Chan. Fucking idiot.

>>I SPOKE TO AN ANGEL 👼🏾

Feminists when they find out it's MANager and not WOMANager. 😭😹😩😹

The script has flipped, we are going to beat Barcelona 1-5 and Yamal will lose the ballon d’Or 😭

PSG are dominating Europe right now. There is no Barcelona, City, Bayern or Arsenal that can match them at the moment. Barcelona have been PSG's customers for three straight seasons, losing every time. To be honest, the only team that can stop PSG — if they wake up — is Real Madrid. I repeat, if Real Madrid wake up, they are the only team capable of stopping PSG from winning a third consecutive Champions League.

All those Barça fans who bookmarked my tweet and commented “we will be back after the match” — I dey wait for you. 😭😭💀

Them: We have the Best player: Lamine Yamal. Best midfielder: Pedri. Best goalkeeper: Joan García. Best defender: Cubarsí. Best coach: Hansi Flick. Best beach: Gavi. 😭💀 FT :DEM PASte am 4-2

I now understand why Barca lost. Barca is 2 small 4 PSG.