I crave the certainty of steal(ing)

In another life I would be a DMT demon who rapes you if you use reddit.
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Id fuck a milf at a bar who looks like this, but to let her run a country? Idk
Kim Yo Jong, the sister of Kim Jong Un and a senior official of North Korea's ruling Workers' Party, has announced that North Korean troops stationed along the border with South Korea have been placed on full combat alert. The readiness of propaganda loudspeakers along the border has also been tested. All of this suggests that Kim Jong Un may no longer be capable of governing and that his "Red Sister" could be preparing to replace him. Such a power shift could bring dramatic changes to regional politics and even global affairs, particularly given North Korea's ties with Iran. Kim Yo Jong is considered a hardline leader, even by North Korean standards.
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"This of goth girl is doing all this shit just to pander to you" I mean yeah, thats kinda the point? Of course these girls are fake goth, do you think they post their pussy online for love of the game?
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Communism is when you get rid of the black people on public transport
Under communism you won’t want 4 houses or 3 cars. You probably wouldn’t want one car. There would be safe, free mass transit and your community would have a car pool with various types and sizes that the community could use as needed
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I want to get into a primal love affair with a woman who tells me im not allowed to cum yet when we're having sex just to tell her to try and stop me
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Going absolute beast mode on that clit until she comes from the greatest head she has ever received in her life then open mouth coughing on that thing like im 6 years old
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Ts disgusts me man, Imagine posting your significant other online nude in lace nonetheless for likes
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Im going to find the most based right-wing chud woman that exists, start a passionate romance with her that would make even the most hardened blush and then right before we make love, ask her for her consent
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Slow, coy, unbroken eye contact
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I fucked a hooker in this exact dress! You go gurllll
Anyways, since men wanna call me a whore anyways, here are some pics of me at the hottest I’ve ever looked. I took thirty, flirty, and thriving VERY seriously.
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AI is actually really horrifying if you think about it. What do we do when every brown person has something smart enough to tell them how to scam better??
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Mixing Greek yogurt, protein powder and sugar free pudding mix is a breakfast that'll make you shit your pants, but also it'll make you so insanely hot the ladies wont care
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For the edtwt girlies you can just leave out the protein powder for a low calorie but sweet breakfast
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If you move from one state to another you should have your voting right put on cooldown for like, 5 years, so you can fucking assimilate to the new state you're in
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I cant retain my semen AND my mind one of them HAS to go
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I be in the back fuckin' them bananas till they split
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First date idea: we do something you're so competent in that you obliterate me then we go home and I fuck the overconfidence out of you. And maybe spit in your mouth too just to degrade you as well
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AI is revealing that in a world bound only by imagination only about 10% of people are creative and imaginative enough to create anything
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I really do be a sleepy aah mofucka
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A girl farting during sex is like your mom doing your crusty sheets at 16. We love eachother and we arent saying anything about whats going on
Sex for girls is trying not to fart the whole time ur inside us
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