When you think of the universe as an infinite, omnidirectional Rube Goldberg machine, Karma is not only possible, it is mathematically inevitable. Vaxxed AF.
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A stunning example of exactly how to gat MAGA fools to buy pretty much anything.
You've got your flags, eagles and "Freedom!"
Luckily, even they were smart enough not to have a perpetual fireworks display shooting off of the canopy.
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I've never tried this White Claw stuff. But for some reason, I have this impression in the back of my mind that it tastes like clam juice. And not in a good way.
I have no explanation.
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I love this song, but the video absolutely cracks me up.
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I just swapped the three-way switch in a Player II Jaguar to a four-way.
Soldering achievement unlocked. Level up!
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I'm attempting this tonight on my Jaguar. The new Switch came in the mail today. My soldering skills are not the best. This should be interesting.
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I think that I finally experienced that moment that everyone dreads, but knows it's coming: I no longer enjoy the music of Frank Zappa. Not only that, I no longer find the jokes funny.
Damn.
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Since the job of White House Press Secretary is up for grabs again, I'd like to put forward a candidate who I think would be tremendous for the job. He's blonde, good looking, people seem to like him. Smart enough to walk without falling over but not exactly a rocket scientist.
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OK, the story so far. Trump, unbelievably, caves on the public execution after realizing that every his supporters don't want that shit.
Meanwhile, "Christians":
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This MAGA POS beat and punched a woman in the face at a Trump rally because she was wearing a shirt that said, βRelease The Epstein Files.β Then, he bragged about it on his own FB post! His name is Russell Dickert. Make DICK-head famous by re-posting!
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I've been listening to David Bowie and Yes all day at work.
I think I need to switch over to something deeply unserious.
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I'm not a huge Bowie fan. For me, his songs are either classic or unlistenable.
But his name came up in a podcast, and I'm listening to Station To Station for the first time ever, and I gotta say - I don't hate it.
That doesn't mean I won't get bored and take it off later.
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Saw you getting laughed at and then complaining about your first amendment rights. My god, you don't understand the first thing about the first amendment. People have a right to laugh at your bullshit. If anything, you should not be allowed to lie. Punk.
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So I guess what youre saying is "Susan and Michael Dell just put $6.22 billion into Trump's Personal Offshore Bank Accounts, and they expect some REALLY big favors and maybe a pardon down the line."
People are awful. Susan and Michael Dell just put $6.25 billion into Trump Accounts for 25 million kids so theyβll have something waiting for them when they grow upβone of, if not the largest private donation in American History.
The response? Vicious attacks on her.
Iβm tired of this nonsense. Very few people have done more for philanthropy. Itβs disgusting and it has to stop.
Susan, on behalf of the overwhelming majority of people in this nation: Thank You!! You are incredible! @DellFdn @MichaelDell
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