Let's all laugh at Chelsea, they had an even more farcical end to the window than Arsenal's.
Let's recap.
Everton had doubts about Balogun's fitness during the medical and pivoted to Zirkzee instead.
Chelsea takes advantage of that and Monaco's need to sell, and comes back hard for Lamine Camara after agreeing to sell Enzo Fernández to Man City.
An important context is that Monaco didn't want to sell to Chelsea, not at the price Chelsea wanted. They told Chelsea all day the price for Camara would be €70m and would have preferred to sell Balogun instead if Chelsea wouldn't pay their asking price.
The Blues reach a deal with the Monegasques for €55m for Camara after Everton pulled out of the Balogun deal. But United wouldn't let Zirkzee go, and Everton had already let Beto leave. They go back for Balogun, renegotiating a reduced fee.
Monaco, who preferred to lose Balogun, agreed to lower the terms and blocked Camara's exit to Chelsea minutes before the deadline. And once it's all wrapped up, with everything agreed between Everton and Monaco, Balogun himself cancelled the signing and heads back to Monaco without signing the deal.
Another wrinkle to the whole mess is that Liverpool had apparently been telling Monaco and Camara all day to wait, that if the ideal deal can't be made they would love to come in for him in the future. MacAllister is still at Liverpool and is not moving this summer but Liverpool evidently planning a move for Camara in the winter or summer windows of 2027. This was music to the ears of Monaco executives as they would have believed they would definitely get their €70m in this case.
Result: Chelsea ends up without Enzo Fernández and without a replacement (they may have to stuff £125m into a jersey and stick it in midfield), Everton ends up without Beto and without a replacement (Barry as the only striker), and Monaco, which needed to sell, ends up with Camara and Balogun but without the cash. Everyone f**ked.
This has been the most extraordinary deadline day in years 😃😃😃
🚨🚨 BREAKING: LAMINE CAMARA DEAL OFF.
AS Monaco cancel Lamine Camara-Chelsea deal after a written agreement between clubs, as they proceed with Balogun sale to Everton.
⚠️ Chelsea are FURIOUS as call it a deeply unprofessional way to conduct business.