Happy Halloween
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Shordy like the ballot box, I stick my stiff white in her confidential slot.
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The 1/32nd Cherokee part of me gets to vote twice.
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Let’s just let the whole world vote in the American Elections.
Pope Leo XIV becomes the first pope in history to vote in a U.S. election, submitting a mail-in ballot in Chicago ahead of the midterms. apnews.com/article/vatican-p…
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Sorry guys
🚨BREAKING: A possible radiological emergency has taken place at a U.S. nuclear site in South Carolina. The airspace above the site has been closed — emergency response has been initiated.
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Teaching my 3.5yo daughter about the commons by showing her the Eddington slap scene on 2x.
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A loyal Customer.
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Don’t worry, you can refinance our love after 1 year.
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You had me at your first interest payment.
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I am filled with contemptuous rage towards my parents. I hate the way I feel after speaking with them. I hate the tongue-in-cheek way they speak to me and my wife. Spattered with unresolved anger, my earlier ambivalence towards this has only broken me further. This must change.
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This anger is young, and as such, immature.
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Went to my towns Halloween festival and counted no less then 5 Mormon missionaries & 3 Jehovah’s Witnesses.
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Troutfish would’ve loved this
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Set to Cinderella’s song “A Dream”: A fart is a sound your butt makes, whennn youurrr gassssyyyy
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My daughter made this song
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I stand vindicated
Ive been dealing with psychic turmoil with the release of the Elizabeth Holmes documentary and the revelation that I had been having an affair with her husband. Ive used the medium of AI rap video to work through this: this is my trauma. (Made with SLOPCANNON)
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“Let’s just tie it up there”.
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