Wolfgang of Shackleford@HowlingShackle

Pumpkins in the grave

Joined March 2026
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"But the early life section disappeared, it has. How can this be?" "Master? Because someone erased it from the Wikipedia entry"
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Employim
@Employim69
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"You were my favourite employee, Anakin! You were supposed to train your replacement, not sabotage them!"
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HowlingJones
@HowlingJones0
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Rock Solid
@ShitpostRock
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>Palpatine raised a fleet of thousands of Star Destroyers on a hidden planet with no industrial base, no materials, no workforce, no explanation of how it was possible and without anyone noticing I still cannot get over how ridiculous this premise was
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The invisible hand of alcohol
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Karl Reiter@KarlReiter5
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Personally I think "I Found out My New Adopted Stepsister was a Soapland Worker and Blackmailed Her into Taking my Virginity!" is one of the most right-wing pieces of art I've experienced in years.
Karl Reiter@KarlReiter5
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Some of the best right-wing art I've seen recently has been various Japanese pornographic films, very firmly anti-woke in both writing and execution, cinematography etc. imo.
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Streets come alive after midnight
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Champagne Scar
@champagne_scar
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"Ancient Sith conquered star systems, put entire worlds to the saber and lightning. Meanwhile, you go to LAKE HOUSE with "senator" and LEVITATE PEAR. YOU ARE GAY!!"
Bronze Age Pervert@BronzeAgePerv
9 Feb 2017
Ancient men conquered cities put them to the sword and fire, meanwhile you go to WINE BAR with "gf" and enjoy tasteful banter..YOU ARE GAY!!
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Wolfgang of Shackleford@HowlingShackle
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Replying to @DavidJewson24
If you would consult the chart
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He just found out about hypergamy );

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The Tusken children might not have helped with killing Shmi, but they certainly didn't try to stop it.
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Tuskens die, God laughs
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"Epidome"
B Stryker
@Bri_Stryker
Oct 28
Replying to @AmericaPapaBear
This is the epidome of our society today. Older Gen x and millinials are out grinding while Gen z and alpha are faqing around all day smoking weed, pranking people and making money off random videos. In 10 more years the country won't be sustainable.
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Champagne Scar
@champagne_scar
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If you鈥檙e a guy in your early 20s, buy a Corellian freighter. Borrow from Jabba if you have to.
Steven
@StevenPulteFam
27 Dec 2024
If you鈥檙e a guy in your early 20s, buy a Rolex. Go into debt if you have to
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No... alcohol?

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Fast News Network
@fastnewsnet
Oct 30
President Trump advice to young people: "No drugs. No alcohol. No cigarettes.. And, low-key, the tattoos."
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Pred@predator467
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George would've never permitted this.
Justin Spooky-Scorpion@JRRStebbins
Oct 29
weird how LEGO had to remove these 3 little lines from their Aayla Secura minifig, I guess to save our youth from lust and corruption
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Justice for Rats Tyrell
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Jimmy Cleary@JimmyClearpills
Oct 30
Kill your local audiophile
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The woke left stole my beer
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Just had a long holonet call with Grandmaster Yoda where he went over all the things he made sure I couldn鈥檛 have this month.
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doomer
@uncledoomer
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"is it possible to get one of these jobs?" "not from human resources"
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