I need to find you one girl on the app🚀

If Chelsea lose today, make them lock both Chelsea and Man United fans in a very big hall with the largest TV screens and loudest JBL speakers, play different seasons of Twitter PORN for one week straight. Let them experience horniest agony and pain.. noisy modafvckers!!

“We have 3 ministers, the President gave us 4 universities, and approved the Birnin Gwari road to fulfill his promises. I went to him and asked for light rail for Kaduna as the capital of Northern Nigeria and he approved it. Not just that, when I told him about the need for CNG buses, Mr President gave us intervention to add 50 more buses to make it 100. We have had 5.2million passenger trips and saved our citizens N5billion. It’s Asiwaju’s effort” - Governor Uba Sani on Trust TV #WorkingForKaduna

Dums, stop facing me and do a 360 please 😭😭😭😭... Whatever you're singing is correct 😭😭😭

I dey find person wey go tell me "You don forget me naa" make i unleash all my anger on am😹😹

“In Kaduna, we inherited 550,000 out of school children and now we have taken over 300,000 back to school. In the North East, President Tinubu have constructed 348KM, over 1800KM are at 90% completion. In the North West 342KM have been completed while over 1042KM are at 90%.” - Governor Uba Sani on Arise TV NewsNight

I have a suspicious feeling that my life is about to make sense. I don't want to jinx it, but something is cooking.

i kno Go fit Blame who Leave me This Period 😢 Even me wan leave My self 🦯

Why some girls afraid of smelling their pants ?

Harry Kane arrives to present the Ballon d’Or 👏🏼

RT @onlyonemiles_: Abeg if you Dey Rob this period come my house for day time when I wear cloth no come for night o, I no Dey wear cloth. S…

Have you ever had s£x with a girl during her period?

Wasted 🙆😂

working in silence, then you pop out and prove them all wrong

the best things also happen when you least expect it.. keep going

it will get greater, those small steps are stacking up

God ain't forget about you, keep going

you're literally closer than you think. don't stop.

if it's not ok, it's not over

don't fucking quit on yourself