Thunder fan. Sooner fan. Hokie grad and fan. Georgetown law grad. lawyer.

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Peyton Bowen pls!!!!
Thursday's availability report for OU vs. South Carolina: Peyton and Eli Bowen are still questionable. #Sooners
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If you're a liberal and you look like this it's your DUTY to keep doing this exact bit
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Why does this read like a loading screen tip in COD
You can jack off in the bathrooms at Taco Bell
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RUDY GOBERT COULDNT CATCH AIDS IF HE FUCKED MAGIC JOHNSON
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Mick “big hog” Narsh
That Bron video is actually smoking me man
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Point JWill!
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Coming soon:
BREAKING: Ernie Johnson announces that this will be his final season
Made with AI
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Remember when Alabama republicans nominated a pedophile for senate and as a result we had a Democrat from Alabama in the senate for a few years?
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Yeah being at the mercy of someone else at all times sounds great!
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SGA literally did this last year. There's a handful of deserving candidates every year but to pretend like SGA needs to prove himself as a "real MVP" is so silly. (Graphic via @automaticnba)
It's okay we about to see if SGA is a real MVP. If he's that guy he will lead OKC to the #1 seed. Isn't that what they been saying about Luka who hasn't been on loaded rosters
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NBA players with the most common first and last names
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2-loss SEC teams out of conference: - 18-0 overall - 6-0 vs P4 (avg score 42-25) - Win over #1 team - Only losses to each other 2-loss B10 teams OOC: - 18-6 overall - 1-6 vs P4 (avg score 21-36) To whine that this is bias is to argue for EXTREME bias in favor of the B10
The SEC has SEVEN two-loss teams ranked in the AP Top 25. The Big Ten has ONE. 👀 At what point does SEC bias become impossible to ignore?
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Shai Gilgeous Alexander did nothing wrong Fuck the Rockets
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That didn’t last long.
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All of our perimeter defenders getting hurt at the same time is wild
OKC Thunder guard Alex Caruso is expected to miss some time after spraining his ankle last night against the Phoenix Suns, per @ShamsCharania. “There’s going to be some level of time he is likely to be missing as well.”
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Extend Sark
Texas has now played the equivalent of an ENTIRE GAME in 3rd quarters during SEC play. In those 4 quarters, the Longhorns have managed just: 5 first downs. 120 total yards. 3 POINTS.
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1) trend over officially. 2) not having bill clinton on sax shows you precisely how inept this administration is.
Dems are washed up. 🎷
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The nigga name is colt mccoy
Colt McCoy??????????? WTF
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As a former teacher, I never scrubbed in for a gender reassignment surgery, but I did instruct the kids on how to get the window screens off in case of an active shootėr.
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Of the top 12 scores in the league so far, SGA is shooting less free throws than all of them
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