According to Smokey Bear, only I can prevent forest fires. So if anyone sees anything, either call my cellphone or leave me a message on here.
Columbus, OH
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Kids eat free today? Nice... In that case, I'll have a water and my son will have the steak and shrimp combo with a kids bud light.
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Y’all mad I looked lit during my special and act concerned but where was the concern when I was lit portraying an 11yr old bi-curious kid and his blind friend. I was probably more lit then 😂. Live your life. I’ll be ok.
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For those of you wondering if Rihanna is pregnant, stay out of our business!! #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow #HalftimeShow2023 #Rihanna
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Jason Banks retweeted
We've got some great special presentations coming to #newwestminster at @houseofcomedybc
🗓@JasonBanksComic - Oct 20-22 - TikTok Sensation, TruTv
🗓@michaelyo - Nov 3-5 - America's Got Talent, Joe Rogan
🗓@jaymohr37 - Nov 17-19 - Jerry Maguire, SNL
Tickets on our site!
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When I die, don’t post pics of you and I hanging out together. Post pics of me by myself. This is my time.
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So I’m just supposed to believe there are some chickens running around with no bones in their wings? Ok…
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At our wedding, they called it our first dance but in reality we grinded to a few @DaRealPetey songs in college.
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At the end of the day, the ninja turtles are teenagers and shouldn’t be outside playing with knives in the dark.
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When I was a baby, my mom used to lay me down in my crib, turn on my Mickey Mouse nightlight, sit in an old wooden rocking chair and she would softly sing "Fuck Tha Police" by NWA until I finally dozed off. She is the sweetest.
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Jason Banks retweeted
If you get bitten by a shark, bite it back. You’ll still probably die but the shark will be like “lol what”
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At a time the US needs a leader the most, I wonder what @realDonaldTrump is doing. I also wonder if he thought of any new cool nicknames for anyone lately. I also wonder why there were no black people in Friends. @DavidSchwimmer @MatthewPerry @LisaKudrow @CourteneyCox???
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My 6 yr old daughter: Stupid Melissa and Annoying Aaron kept laughing at recess.
@realDonaldTrump: Sleepy Joe and Crying Chuck are pathetic.
Haha. It’s like they’re the same person.
#trump #TrumpMeltdown #TrumpPressConf #TrumpOwnsEveryDeath
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