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The Great American Empire
I'm hearing a lot of people talking about these foreign invaders. They say "Jim, these are very bad people. We need to do something about these bad, they're very bad actors, these people." They come over to our beautiful WoW Forever. They try to change it, make it like the place they just left. They're homesick. If I were homesick, I'd go home. They come over here, make their little suggestions. "Boo hoo, there aren't enough flight paths." "Waahh I can't teleport to dungeons." "I can't talk to people. I'm scared!" "What do you mean I can't just buy gold from CHINA?" You think Thrall's going to stop this? Him? He's too busy being PUSSY whipped by Jaina Proudmoore. Frankly it's embarrassing. They're calling it "Retail". Can you believe this? "Retail". They say it's the gayest experience. Their own fans say this. Frankly it's extremely gay. They would never say this about my game, WoW Forever, but these Retail players... They're tremendously gay, if you can believe this. Folks, we're Making Azeroth Great Again, and frankly we can't get these invaders out of here fast enough. Send 'em back to Retail! Send them right over to Retail and let them kiss each other or whatever they do over there. I don't care, but it's where they belong. We're going to send them all back. It's terrific, we're going to fix this country and we're going to send them all back.
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The British Royal Air Force (RAF) suffered damage to their Indians from German anti-Indian fire during World War II, indicating a need for better armor on their Indians. The question of which parts of the Indian should be armored was addressed by Hungarian-born mathematician Abraham Wald. Ward opposed the proposal to armor the sections of the Indians most hit (indicated by red dots), saying that the armor should be done on areas that have no red dots. This is because Indians hit in those areas did not survive the attack, and were thus unable to make it back home. This insight demonstrated that missing data is often the most informative, saving countless lives by directing armor to where it was actually needed.
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We have to go back and fix the timeline.
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Blocking my sister-in-law's constant psychic sexual advances because I know my wife is sitting right next to me at the funeral.
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Update: My wife left to cry in the bathroom
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It's 10 PM. Do you know where your sister-in-law is?
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If you're going out to vote early this week, just know I already canceled out your vote. You might as well stay home and relax, sweetie.
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People are calling this video fake, but this is exactly how Napoleon found the missing Crown of France.
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“Hello, I am CS Lewis and I think womxns rights are OK!”
C.S. Lewis’ family has issued an official statement supporting Greta Gerwig’s Narnia and praising her lifelong passion for the books. bit.ly/4Buu39d
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Heading to Federal sex crime court YET AGAIN today to educate ANOTHER judge on the fact that we live in a one-party consent state. 🙄
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Patriots marching to the polls to ensure the Chair becomes reality
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In a new Treehouse of Horror episode, Springfield's old folks mysteriously start getting scammed out of their life savings and dying in horrific truck accidents on the highway. The hospital is flooded by cases of diarrhea-related illnesses and nobody can figure out why.
After Hank Azaria stepped away from voicing Apu in 2020, the reason Apu return from the dead in a season 38 episode was because his family was gone, the Kwik-E-Mart closed and nobody knew Apu from seasons 32 to 37. #TheSimpsons
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What's the best video to show someone who thinks right-wing art doesn't exist?
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Jim Strabo retweeted
Hang them in the Louvre
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Jim Strabo retweeted
No, she does not realize anything. No, she will not realize anything. No, she will not change her belief system. Because she has none. Only high-testosterone, high-IQ heterosexual males speak and act as a result of their mental model of the system as a whole. Everyone else just says and does whatever they think will keep them safe, and maybe get them a pat on the head. Her mental model is not "Diversity is good for France." Her mental model is "if I say diversity is good for France, others will approve of me". If you have enough voters who believe things simply because others believe them, democracy becomes irrelevant. Actual opinion no longer matters, only the illusion of consensus. Because the people who are swayed by the illusion of consensus become the swing voters, and everyone who actually needs to be reasoned with becomes irrelevant. That's what women's suffrage is really for. That's what immigration is really for. That's what government school systems are for. They are all for generating a critical mass of voters whose opinions are formed outside their heads. That's why the entire Western political class appears to hate high-T hetero White men suddenly and all at once. Western high-T hetero White men are the demographic that advances civilization at all, but they are also the greatest impediment to managerial rule. And guess which one the political class actually cares about. So, no, women are not going to suddenly wake up and reverse course. You are not going to seize power by changing women's minds. You must change women's minds by seizing power.
The face someone makes when they realize the racists were right all along:
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"BREAKING NEWS: Canadian army suffers mass casualty event as US tariff dispute interrupts vital HRT shipment"
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Jim Strabo retweeted
"alright listen, let's call up kel'thuzad the court wizard and straighten this out."
"Arthas? Arthas Menethil? Paladin of the Sliver Hand? Crown Prince of Lodaeron?" "Yes, Prince Arthas" "I think I would have heard if my buddy Art had become a Lich King"
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Hey, I've seen this one!
🚨BREAKING: The historic Limoges town hall has just completely collapsed after far-left rioters set it on fire It was built in 1876. It survived World Wars. It did not survive modern France.
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"Arthas? Arthas Menethil? Paladin of the Sliver Hand? Crown Prince of Lodaeron?" "Yes, Prince Arthas" "I think I would have heard if my buddy Art had become a Lich King"
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I’m going to let you in on a secret about rape that I learned while bouncing at 3 nightclubs concurrently for my entire undergrad. 500 nights at the club dealing with women and creeps have produced some insight. The first thing to understand is that 99% of date-rape cases are just patently false. Every weekend like clockwork a new tiny girl who hadn’t eaten all day would confidently down 5 shots of tequila then claim she was drugged once word got around that she shit herself in a cab, or fell asleep in a dumpster. I’ve lost count of how many of them were perplexed to report that their drug tests came back clean the next morning. BUT… In my 500 nights of service, I witnessed it happen for real, bill cosby style, twice. And in 100% of those cases it was a black or an Indian guy. The first was a guy named Sohil who had actually openly made some suspect remarks to people I knew. Why was nothing done? Because the concept was so completely alien to the white guys around him that they simply didn’t believe what they were hearing. It was exactly like the scene from American Psycho where he talks about a girls head on a stick as though it’s the punchline to a joke, and his friends just exchange a weird look and carry on. That’s how crazy the prospect of rape sounds to white guys, he might as well have said he had a head in his freezer. Ultimately, Sohil was caught trying to sneak into a drugged girl’s bedroom window after her roommates had shuttled her home for the night. He was sentenced to 2 years in prison. There was no international outrage, no big news articles, nothing. Just a post on Facebook shared between the bar staff. The second was a black guy from Martinique. He was a charming niggardly character who hung around the bars every weekend bumming cigarettes or making a few bucks selling fake cocaine. He lived in someone’s walk-in closet for $300 a month. He had rumours circulating about his predation, but nobody had anything concrete until he was finally caught inappropriately touching an incapacitated girl and force feeding her drugs. He was quickly and brutally sentenced to a swift release and a mild scolding from a social worker. He had successfully argued to the judge that people would kill him if he were sent back to Martinique, and was therefore let off with not even a slap on the wrist. The funniest part of this whole ordeal is that we have reason to suspect that he was a refugee in the first place because he had raped the wrong guy’s sister back home. You genuinely can’t make this shit up. Word got around to the bars, but this was back in the day. We didn’t have ID scanners, and hiring was a revolving door. Every Fortnite we’d have a new roster of Dianabol enthusiasts standing at the entrance letting groups of bombshells skip the line. It was impossible to entirely keep people out. And so within 2 months it happened again. Exactly the same as last time. And the black guy hit the judge with the exact same excuse. Luckily the judge finally came to his senses, and sent him back to a third world shithole. He has lived in Paris France ever since. I tell these stories because I’m at my whits end with headlines like the one I see below. At this point we’re so used to being gaslit that the omission of a description is as good as a 4K portrait. So I’ll do my small part to set record straight. It is never the white men.
Man who drugged and raped dead NYC college student texted nude pics of her instead of calling 911: feds trib.al/pAEqBDj
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