Good Vibes Only ✌️| Rare South Florida Homer 🫡 | Parlay Enthusiast 💰| Cohost of @TheDiveBarPod 🍻 | #GirlDad 🩷 | #PhinsUp #HeatCulture #TimeToHunt #GoCanes

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I’m enjoying watching the 0-4 Miami Dolphins This is actually fun These rookies continue to get better week after week! Keep grinding boys
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If my sources are correct, Mali is done for the regular season at minimum. Never wanted them to be more wrong
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Unpopular opinion: Vince Vaughn
You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing?
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Why are people freaking out over Amendment 3? Am I missing something??
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Bring me Lamar
💭 Re: Lamar Jackson to Miami I get it. We haven’t had an elite QB since Marino. Lamar is, no doubt, elite. Bringing the hometown kid back to the South Florida is an awesome story to boot. I know a big-splash trade is always fun and might even make us feel something again, but we’ve been preaching for years that we need to rebuild this thing the right way—from the ground up. Trading for Lamar Jackson would cost premium draft capital, and he would subsequently require a massive contract extension with a whole lot of guaranteed money. The Dolphins are still on the hook for Tua’s contract, arguably the worst of all time. Our new GM has set us up beautifully with enough cap space and draft picks in 2027 to address needs, so the last thing we should be doing is to spending it all in one place again. Not to mention, Lamar will be 30 next season. The way he plays the game, as electric as he is, can significantly reduce the amount of time he has to play high-level football. There have also been a handful of injuries that caused him to miss a whole season’s worth of games throughout his career (and now more with the thumb). All I’m saying is this would be the wrong way to start the rebuild we so desperately needed. As promising as our young players are, this team has a lot of holes. Lamar has a limited window, and I’m not sure this team is ready just yet to win meaningful playoff games. If we take this gamble and it doesn’t work out, and we’re locked in to an exorbitant amount of guaranteed money, we will be right back to square one before you know it. Let Haf and Sully choose their own guy. #PhinsUp
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Ggz BD You got some big shoes to fill Godspeed 🫡
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So Amendment 3 gonna pass or nah???
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The fact that it’s already dark at 5:30 pm is a fucking problem…. Gets me every year 😂
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JoeRobbie retweeted
BRING LAMAR HOME‼️
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Time change is crazy cuz how in the world am I already falling asleep at 9 pm 😂
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JoeRobbie retweeted
This shit will haunt me in my sleep for years
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Am I a horrible person for being ready to move on from the Malik Willis Project 8 weeks into the year? I’m tired boss
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I ain’t even saying he played horrible today. I just can already tell he ain’t gonna be THE GUY and I’m done wasting time
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JoeRobbie retweeted
Replying to @JoeRobbie_
He's not Bobby Fastik
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I’ve seen drunk kids on College Gameday Live w Mcafee kick better than that shit You can’t convince me Ross didn’t make the call atp
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Can someone please tell Slowik we’re down 10 not up 10… holy fuck dude
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Someone convince me McDaniel ain’t in the booth calling plays in the 2nd half
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Ggz boys let’s go get ice cream
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It’s quite obvious the boys got the call at halftime The tank is bigger than the win
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Only us man 😂😂😂😂 Only us
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