Dark MAGA 2024: Pure satire and absurdity. No responsibility for confusion or offense from my absurd commentary. Protected under Fair Use (17 U.S.C. § 107).

Meet Sammilli0n. Age unclear, judgment worse. It’s Kirkmess, and she’s already announced she’s smoking a Kirk tonight. Not a cigarette. Not a joke she can walk back. Just her, out loud, treating the name like a party favor.
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hard pass. women are inferior in certain jobs and this is one of them.
Me and my all female crew (yes that includes female pilots) I have worked in the aviation industry for 4 years, I have worked thousands of flights and I can confidently say that I trust my female pilots with my life, we should not minimize female pilots due to an unfortunate incident that could’ve happened to any pilot
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🚨🚨 JUST NOW: Deranged Abdul Supporter tackled a Jewish girl (@basedinmalibu) at free speech event. She was SWIFTLY arrested, resisted and then said “I SHOULD HAVE KILLED HER!!” As she was loaded into the police vehicle.
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My take on the devastating Learjet crash in Florida. High-altitude stall + icing? GG.
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Women shouldn't vote, run for office, or fly planes.
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Plane crash in Palm Beach??💥🛩️⚠️ President Donald Trump frequently used PBI, the airport adjacent to military Road where this “ plane” crashed. The police department are telling us that it was a plane that lost communication with the tower. However, given the increasing tensions between Iran and the USA, I suspect that this was a high-speed drone.
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“Holy f*ck, we’re out of time” Heart crushing ATC audio captures the moments before a Learjet 60 crashed in Palm Beach County, Florida, killing all 9 souls on board. VIA: @thenewarea51
HORRIFYING: Additional dashcam footage reportedly shows a Learjet 60 crashing at high speed and exploding in Palm Springs, Florida.
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WATCH: New video shows Learjet 60 business jet crashing near West Palm Beach, Florida. The plane was completely disintegrated upon impact. Number of casualties unknown.
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Is El-Sayed going to church today? "I'm just asking questions!"
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So it starts. Might have to cancel my X Premium now. This is the reason I don't use IG.
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Message to all the “Right Wingers” who turned on Trump: - Trump achieved net negative migration. - Trump is carrying out the largest deportation operation in US history - Trump secured full funding for the wall and is finishing it - Trump is cracking down on H1B abuse - Trump cut Muslim immigration by 96% - Trump is saving the treasury billions by cracking down on benefits fraud - Trump leveraged tariffs to secure 20 trillion in investment commitments - Trump has made the US the #1 producer and exporter of oil - Trump cut your taxes - Trump cut regulation - Trump gave your kids investment accounts so they can have a bright future - Trump has drained the swamp by getting rid of 426,000 deep staters - Ilhan Omar is getting deported - Trump banned DEI in government and directed the DOJ and EEOC to crack down on anti-white discrimination - Trump conquered Venezuela, and Greenland. - Trump is waging a successful Crusade against Iran, which is based, and we win. - Trump defunded USAID - Trump got right-wing governments elected all over South America. Trump did all of this for you in just two years. And you still turned on him… What have you done to help the country? Nothing. Trump didn’t betray you. You betrayed Trump. You are a traitor to the movement that got you into politics. You trooned out for no good reason. You are scum.
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Want to see something disgusting? Truly disgusting? There are 52 Congressional seats in California. All but four, are projected to go to Democrats on Tuesday. This would give California 48 Dem seats in Congress and only 4 Republican seats in Washington D.C.
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Giant sucking sound. Ross Perot, in the 1992 Presidential debate, predicts exactly how the politicians would destroy our country.
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It's October 31, 2026 and it seems this video is making the rounds after I posted it back in May 2025. If you like it, follow me for more content!
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2028 is going to be critical. If we can have 8 years of deportations and no open border before the 2030 census the map gets very hard for dems. The types of dems that can win that map are not nearly a dangerous as the current Dem party.
Apportionment Forecast For Next Census Top Gains: 🔴 Texas: +4 🔴 Florida: +2 Top Loss: 🔵 California: -4 🔵 New York: -1 Net Total: 🔴 Republicans: +8 🔵 Democrats: -9 🟡 Tossup: +1
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Flashback: Video shows moment of Trump assassination attempt at rally Don't forget to vote this Tuesday. Democrats are demented
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Replying to @MaryPeltola
Democrats can't win on policy so they lie, cheat and steal.
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I'm a minority.
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If Godly people don't vote, godless people will run the country. It’s that simple. 💯
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This podcast host starts reciting passages from the Quran, exposing what it actually teaches.
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Throwback to when Farrakhan told you that Trump was an anomaly. He was fighting the corrupt system.
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