Sports and numbers since the mid-2000s. Live every morning, where I’ll definitely talk too much. @Stokastic
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Josh Engleman retweeted
Sim accounts love posting the final score and the player prop they nailed.
What you never see is how often it was going to happen.
Ask the Sims tells you that for anything you ask 🧵
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Sorry about the spoilers 😬
Before Sunday kickoff we posted one sim of every Week 8 game. If you watched our Vikings-Lions, Patriots-Dolphins or Raiders-Jets sims, you already saw how Sunday went 🧵
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Josh Engleman retweeted
JSN is on pace to break the single season receiving record. The sims are projecting his stat line below for tonight but it’s also seems crazy to me that he isn’t favored to win Offensive Player of the Year.
We Asked the Sims about the Bears-Seahawks Monday Night Football game.
Then we played it out to see where the answers landed (with a few surprises along the way) 👀🧵
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It's November 2nd, not a retweet of a report from this past March.
Injury Report for tonight's game against the Hawks:
Obi Toppin - Questionable (lumbar sprain)
Larry Nance Jr. - Doubtful (illness)
Andrew Nembhard - Out (cervical injury mangement)
Aaron Nesmith - Out (left hamstring injury management)
Pascal Siakam - Out (rest)
Tyrese Haliburton - Out (left hamstring strain)
Ben Sheppard - Out (left meniscus surgery)
Johnny Furphy - Out (right ACL repair/surgery)
T.J. McConnell - Out (right hamstring strain)
Ivica Zubac - Out (left ankle sprain)
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Josh Engleman retweeted
Did you cash an anytime TD yesterday? You could have with Ask the Sims.
Four of the 9 featured cheat sheet TD bets hit, and $100 on each would have you up $726 after fees.
It's not cheating if the Sims did the homework. Your Sunday Cheat Sheet 🧵
We ran all 12 Sunday games 100,000 times each: who wins, anytime TDs, and the parlay the Sims like most.
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Josh Engleman retweeted
The Eagles head to Washington without DeVonta Smith or Dontayvion Wicks, and Tanner McKee's top target is a coin flip.
Across 100,000 Sims of Eagles-Commanders, Makai Lemon leads Philly in receiving in 35% and Dallas Goedert in 36%. Both see a median of 7 targets.
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Josh Engleman retweeted
NFL DFS Week 8 Cheat Sheets for FanDuel Main Slate
Chalk = Highest Projected Ownership
Sims Top Plays = Highest Exposure in Top-150 (by ROI)
Sims Leverage = Top-150 Exposure Minus Ownership
QB Stacks = Top-150 Exposure for QB combo
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With Emeka Egbuka out Sunday, who does Baker Mayfield look for when he wants to push it downfield?
The Sims point to Ted Hurst III. 22% of his catches gain 20+ yards in 100,000 Sims of Falcons-Bucs, while Chris Godwin Jr. soaks up almost a quarter of the targets 👇
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Josh Engleman retweeted
The most bat-shit Halloween 🎃 performance you will ever see.
Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson sing the monster mash - dressed as James Brown and Count Dracula.
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Josh Engleman retweeted
We Asked The Sims about every NBA Cup game tonight ✍️
See which team won, who scored the first basket, and how our props performed 🏀
10,000 Sims, 10 games, 10 minutes 👇
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