I’m gon tweet rap lyrics. Make me laugh. Husband. Dad. Browns fan. Unstoppable. #DawgPound ♋️

Cleveland doe..
🔥🥃📸#DawgPound
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D.A.P
What’s the female equivalent of erectile dysfunction?
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As the man of the house, what’s your next move…
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Nigerian account
I hope men understand that a woman shouldn't have to contribute financially to a home she agreed to live in as your wife.
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I told my daughters I better not ever see them taking out trash. 🙅🏾‍♂️
taking the trash out is a boy job
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Bart Simpson
You can’t say Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, SpongeBob, or Scooby-Doo. Who’s the greatest cartoon character of all time?
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Slavery, Jim Crow, redlining, and Iran-Contra
What’s the most horrific crime ever committed in human history?
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To never have to work again. 😥
deep down what you want rn?
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Dominican Republic. Still one of my most memorable trips to this day.
Where did you go the first time you traveled out of the country?
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It’s nice here
Why do Millennials love staying at home so much?
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I’m watching Lizzie Borden and I never thought about taking someone out with an axe, but now I know I couldn’t. 😅🪓🩸
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I need dat
Coming soon to a neighbourhood near you
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The Odyssey was underwhelming.
What’s your most controversial movie take of all time?
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Lmaoooooooo
Replying to @JusCallMe_Mikey
Do something gay is accurate, I had a white ex who when he got drunk with his friends told me things “got gay” from time to time needless to say we are no longer together (other reasons in addition to the homosexual ones)
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Sugar Ray Leonard
Who is the smartest boxer (outside the ring)? 🤔
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Getting called a N*gger before noon on Twitter never gets old.
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Idk… he got knocked out by Chuck Zito in his prime.
Van Damme was Unstoppable at his prime
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Think imma go see Clayface today solo dolo
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Women are evolving… This is hilarious. 😂😂😂
Breaking up with your girl because she cheated is basically accepting that the other guy is way better than you. Why not prove you can do better?
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I think his whole gimmick is giving everyone shitty ratings and making people pay for good ones, if you follow this mf he rarely gives anyone a good rating and Wingstop is somehow the one?
Hold up y’all Wingstop has chicken tenders???
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The end got me weak 😂😂😂
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