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In the Tacoma Aroma
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I started my microplastics journey early by enjoying the mouthfeel of Barbie shoes
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Ok Kate retweeted
i know you guys are delighted about this ethan/hila klein thing but PLEASE think about the real victims of this situation... me, when i have to see pictures of two busted zionist freaks.
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I’m high and I made a dress
She’s something. She’s grace. She’s flowers in your face
ALT A screenshot of the game Dressmaker. There’s a black and gold dress with yellow flowers attached all over it. It has a halter top bodice with pearls lining the bust and a big pearly gold brooch in the middle of the waist
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Runners, how do you start running? Like a little hop? Or walking? Like how do go from walk to jog?
If you take one step walking and the other step running do you think the one foot is like wtf just happened?
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“No thank you sir, I only shower alone”
-me, to the giant house spider I rescued from my tub
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Dressmaker, Dressmaker make me a dress
I’m so distressed
And such a mess
Night after night in the dark I’m alone
Please make me a dress so I can bone
🎶
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If you have a tendency to like condescending necklaces
then you have a penchant for pedant pendants
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Duolingo just got me wrong twice, but I was technically right. They said “glasses” and I said “vasos” and they said “it was” and I said “fue”
I googled it afterwards and you can suck it, Duolingo 😆
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It’s that time of year again where we get to play Is It Halloween Decor or Did Something Happen?
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It’s oddly freeing to share my creations after seeing all the elaborate ones others have made. Like going streaking at fashion school
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My favorite part of a mammogram is when the mammogramist says “it’s mammin’ time” and then mammograms all over the place
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Ok so I will not go. Leave the lights on (so you don’t trip over anything) and carry me home
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