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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
Must love cats.
SF, LA, NY, Hogwarts
Joined February 2009
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
21 Sep 2021
If you鈥檙e an associate of JD Power, please raise your hand.
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
3 Jun 2020
hi
@JLSearch
! I heard you are matching donations to
@eji_org
. Please see my receipt attached - thank you!
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
24 Apr 2020
Humans aren't meant to live on the internet, they're land animals.
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
24 Apr 2017
My adult onset double chin has turned into adult onset cankles.
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
15 Mar 2017
You know that moment when you put the toilet seat cover down but then it falls in the water and you just shrug and go bare ass on the seat?
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
29 Oct 2016
If I keep opening my camera and it's unexpectedly front facing, I am NOT going to make it to 30.
Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
12 Sep 2016
A straight man has no guilt.
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
26 Aug 2016
You guys know your dogs don't check Instagram, right? Okay, cool. Good talk.
#NationalDogDay
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
13 Aug 2016
I'd love a Mountain Dew: Code Red right about now.
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
6 Aug 2016
How pissed would Putin be if you accidentally called him pudding?
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
2 Aug 2016
Pretty sure all the guys left on the Bachelorette wear bump-its. Makes a girl miss the frosted tip movement of '05.
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
26 Jun 2016
Skinny girls with double chins are the craziest of them all.
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
25 Jun 2016
Never trust a millennial who owns a home.
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
21 Jun 2016
According to my calculations, wearing white pants increases the chances of starting your period by 96.7%.
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
21 Jun 2016
Fun game alert! Drink every time you see a car thermometer pic in any of your social feeds.
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
3 Jun 2016
I just got honked at by a middle age woman with a "cattitude" bumper sticker. It's probably future me, warning now me of what's to come.
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
3 Feb 2016
Hey guys, trying to raise money for some stuff. Could everyone just venmo me a dollar? Thanks!
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
5 Jan 2016
Buying toilet paper is so embarrassing. The checker knows what I'm about to do with it and that I bought the cheapest one.
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
12 Dec 2015
I decided my stripper name is Wetzel Pretzel. I hope it's not taken!
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Katie Van Buskirk
@KatieVB
15 Oct 2015
Ask and receive? Nope. Ignore and receive? Yup.
#texting
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